the puppy wizard

HOWEDY computype2,

The Amazing Puppy Wizard got banned
from there years ago cause they hurt dogs
to train them under the expert guidance of their group leaders.


Could be if WON of his friends is following
thread he may be asked to put in his 2cents.


Perhaps THAT'S on accHOWENT of to CONtradict
NATURE would be INSANE, at least as far as real
dog trainers go, like Kevin or Lee.

That's correct. There's NO common grHOWEND
to DIS-CUSS INFORMATION with people who do
not recognize that a dog ain't no different than a kid.


That's on accHOWENT of other experts
got NUTHIN to add. They cannot understand
HOWE makin PALS with your dog and not
opposing his INNATE NORMAL NATURAL
INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE behaviors OBVIATES
ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS on accHOWENT
of ALL behavior problems are CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.


Any other view points are CONtraWIZE to
intelligent logical fair thinking. Only a MENTAL
CASE could believe you can hurt and ignore
a dog and E***PECT IT to naturally want to
do EVERY THING you ask as a matter of curse,
on accHOWENT of THAT'S the NATURE OF THE BEAST.


Naaah. Sad is steppin on a toe by accident
an breakin it. HURTING and INTIMIDATING
dogs after KNOWIN what HOWER DOG
LOVERS KHOWE KNOW, is CRIMINAL ANIMAL ABUSE.


Well then, you're in for a super thrill ride readin
your FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual. Unless of curse you're AFRAID to read
a measley 74 pages and REPORT on it.


Yeah. You'd think just readin a FREE 74 page
do***ent that GUARANTEES 100% CONSISTENT
NEARLY INSTANT SUCCESS would be MOORE
better than goin to a E***PENSIVE "seminar"
which likely offers NO success as has been
REPORTED abHOWET dr. dunbar's grHOWEL
classes by lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn and tricia666.


There ain't no NEED for "other viewpoints
as the VIEWPOINTS taught by Lee and
Kevin are IMMUTABLE FACTS of NATURE.


BWEEEAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

You mean other trainers who rely on
TOOLS and "TAILORING" methods
to suit the individual, trainers who HURT
and MURDER the cunning of the domestic
puppy dogs they don't have the INTELLECT
to HOWEtwit.

OtherWIZE they wouldn't NEED to HURT
and INTIMIDATE and BRIBE CRATE them
and AVOID behaviors you got NO METHOD to address.


Like chokin the dog past the spot IT wants to poo on?


That's not known to The Amazing Puppy Wizard.

CITES PLEASE? Perhaps your sleuthing skills
are as inapuriately incompatible with reason and
human decency morals and ethics as your dog training skills.


That's curiHOWES. The Amazing Puppy Wizard
COULDN'T FIND Lee's website. PERHAPS you'd
be KINDLY enough to SHARE that information with Google?


Yeah. Cause you can't undersand anything
that doesn't put you in charge of HURTIN
and INTIMIDATING the dog. THAT'S HOWE
COME dogs go through "rebelliHOWES stages"
at 8 months 18 months and 5 years and TURN
on their abusers and become HYPERACTIVE
and DEATHLY ILL from STRESS INDUCED AUTO-
IMMUNE DIS-EASE.

Like you got, on accHOWENT of EVERY THING
Lee Kelly teaches is in keeping with the strict
principles and philosophy of behaviorISM as taught
in your FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
or The Amazing Puppy Wizard would be FORCED to
REJECT IT on accHOWENT of dog trainin AIN'T a
matter of OPINION or PREFRENCE, it's a PRECISE
SCIENCE on accHOWENT OF:

"The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of Behavior
Never Change, Or They'd Not Be Scientific And Would
Not Obtain Consistent, Reliable, Fast, Effective Results
For All Handler's And All Dogs, As Taught In Your FREE
Copy Of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End
Dog Training Method Manual," The Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >


From: Paul B (NOSPAMpanders@zfree.co.nz)
Subject: Re: Hump day
Date: 2001-10-01 23:03:03 PST

Personally I don't know why people relate humping to
dominance. If it was common theory that dogs humped
to show affection it would still fit in with the behaviour
perfectly.

Then evryone would say how affectionate their dogs are. I
think the author below had the best explanation of humping.

Lee Charles Kelly wrote "No Bad Dogs just Bad Trainers"
and in that article there is an explanation of why dogs hump.

To understand it you really have to read the whole thing, but
basically he describes different drives the dogs have and how
that influences their behaviour.

If a dog meets another at the park and is attracted to it
after initial sniffs and the other is attracted back then they
might form a "pack" and play together releasing energy.

If the other dog shows no interest in playing then the
first dog has no release entropy takes over and all that
unreleased energy goes down to the previous level
which is when they were sniffing each others butts.(ie
the ***ual centre.

If you read the whole article you will see drives work
in levels and unreleased energy goes down to the
previous drive level). Our dog is now feeling stronger
than normal (because the stimulation came from a
higher drive) and the release is manifested in mounting.

Humping a persons leg is explained in a similar fashion, as a
release of energy generated by defensiveness, attraction and
uncertainty of what to do next, the humping is an outlet.

In your case the mounting was the same concept but your dog
mounted the rope as a release for fustration as it wanted to
play tug but couldn't work out how to join in and the mounting
was a release as the energy went down to the previous drive
level (the sniffing and introduction). Paul


On accHOWENT of you got a OPEN MIND and
like to LEARN other's point of view, so long as
you can CONtinue HURTIN dogs as you prefer.


Are you a shock collar trainer, larural?

From: Paul B (NOSPAM@clear.net.nz)
Subject: Re: Stupid People
Date: 2002-10-12 03:55:53 PST
"Jeff Harper" <dummyaddress@doplay.com> wrote in message news:ao7i9f$k7beh$1@ID-102001.news.dfncis.de...


I love my dogs and I never like forcing them to do
anything. I got Sam first and he was easy to train,
very willing to work with me, a pleasant and obiedient
BIG dog, I thought I was the worlds most gifted dog
trainer.

Then Roz entered our family about 6months later,
a 3 month old raucous, disobiedient bundle of never
ending energy (a Staffi / GSD X). I soon realised that
I most certainly wern't the worlds best trainer, in fact
Roz made a mockery of me.

There had to be a better way.

I tried being assertive etc and while intimidating
her did have some effect it didn't seem right, I
wasn't getting through to her, I wanted something
more than just obiedience, I wanted her to "want"
to work with me.

Jerry Howe set me in my current direction, he
directed me to be able to get the dog and me
to be on the same team, with the same goals,
to work together.

It took a lot of learning and a lot of failures and
lots of critisism from other people thinking Roz
should be better than she is, but I was learning
a technique, teaching myself as much as the
dog and I was obstinate that I would succeed.

Things would suddenly fall into place and I found
myself inventing my own ways of teaching things,
knowing what I was trying to achieve.

One of the best articles I reads was "No bad dogs
just bad trainers" by Lee Charles Kelly, that inspired
me to try reacting to the dog at it's own level, to use
the dogs drive and motivation as a training leverage.

Another good article was "Calming Signals", that
basically went into dogs body language and com-
munication, while a lot of whats in there most folk
pick up from their own observations, it does make
you more aware of what a dog is communicating
through it's gestures and that in turn enables you
to react appropriately to get a result.

I've never been big on dominance either, I have always
just gone about my business and don't let my dogs
manipulate me. From my experience communication
is the key, once you have your dogs attention then it
can and will do anything, it's really just learning how to
communicate effectively.

Paul

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Thank you,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092 http://www.doggydoright.com
The Puppy Wizard. <}TPW ; ~ ) >

ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
,-._,-,
V)"(V
(_o_) Have a great day! / V)
(l l l) Your Puppy Wizzzard. <}YPW ; ~ } >
oo-oo

Here's professor of ****-ytic behaviorISM research
at UofWI, marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
"NO!" into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a
box for ten minutes contemplation," dermer:

"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.

First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.

How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.

**********IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?************

When our dog was a puppy, "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).

"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works," marshall
dermer, research professor of ****-ytic behaviorISM at
UofWI. For MOORE animal abuse, please visit dr p.

BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!

That's INSANE. Ain't it.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW ; ~ } >

P.S. Contacting Dr. P:

Please note that due to the large number of
requests I receive, I can no longer give free,
personal advice on problems related to dog
training and behavior.

In order for me to give such advice we would
have to "talk" about the problem at length.

That is, I would need detailed information about
the dog, it's environment and routine, the problem,
and the situation in which the problem occurs.

Thus, this type of consultation takes time which
I cannot afford to give away for free.

If you wish such advice, please see the information
I have provided about my K9 Behavioral Consulting
practice. Another alternative to obtaining personal
advice is to participate in e-mail, chat room, &
newsgroup discussions.

P.P.S. BWEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

YOU'RE FRAUDS, drs p. and dermer!

Either DEFEND your LIES, ABUSE And
Degrees or get the heel HOWETA THIS
BUSINESS.

"If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
and you will know each other.
If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
and what you do not know you will fear.

What one fears, one destroys."
Chief Dan George
"Rootman" <no-one@nowhere.org> wrote in message news:vd83djr9fv0cc0@corp.supernews.com...


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"(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
few regulars here who are either ill-
tempered, ill-mannered, or just plain ill.),"
--Marshall

"If you've got them by the balls their hearts
and minds will follow,"
John Wayne.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

the puppy wizard

HOWEDY jo,


You'd LOVE Lee's dog behavior book "No
Bad Dogs, Only Bad Trainers." The Amazing
Puppy Wizard thinks it's sumpthin you can
really relate to, if the title don't SCARE you.

You been readin your koehler lately, jo?


The Amazing Puppy Wizard is ALLERGIC.


INDEEDY. Comin from you jo, that's quite
an ENDOR*****T. Too bad The Amazing
Puppy Wizard doesn't read novels.


A VERY good thing, THAT. "You're JUDGED BY the
company you keep," The Puppy Wizard's DADDY.


Yeah. Too bad Lee is so DISCONNECTED
from REAL DOG LOVERS and doesn't UNDERSTAND behaviorISM.


Good for you, jo. Seems Lee's INTENT was
to IDENTIFY E***POSE and DISCREDIT
lying dog abusing Punk Thug Cowards and
active long term incurable MENTAL CASES
in the dog industry, like yourself, jo.

Perhaps you ain't been doin ENOUGH readin, jo?

TRY THIS:

"No trumpets sound when the important
decisions of our life are made."

Would you bet your life on that?

Don't bet on it... you'll lose.

"Destiny is made known silently." -- Agnes DeMille

You're dead wrong, Agnes.

Destiny is our divine plan carefully orchestrated and
publicly set into motion at the moment of creation.

Fate is our vehicle. There are no accidents, no
unforeseen events, just choices based on our
human nature. We are responsible for HOWE
we reach our destiny.

We control our fate, our destiny, doesn't.
Nothing happens by accident or coincidence.

Here's professor of ****-ytic behaviorISM research
at UofWI, marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
"NO!" into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a
box for ten minutes contemplation," dermer:

"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.

First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.

How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.

**********IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?************

When our dog was a puppy, "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).

"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works," marshall
dermer, research professor of ****-ytic behaviorISM at
UofWI. For MOORE animal abuse, please visit dr p.

BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!

That's INSANE. Ain't it.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW ; ~ } >

P.S. Contacting Dr. P:

Please note that due to the large number of
requests I receive, I can no longer give free,
personal advice on problems related to dog
training and behavior.

In order for me to give such advice we would
have to "talk" about the problem at length.

That is, I would need detailed information about
the dog, it's environment and routine, the problem,
and the situation in which the problem occurs.

Thus, this type of consultation takes time which
I cannot afford to give away for free.

If you wish such advice, please see the information
I have provided about my K9 Behavioral Consulting
practice. Another alternative to obtaining personal
advice is to participate in e-mail, chat room, &
newsgroup discussions.

P.P.S. BWEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

YOU'RE FRAUDS, drs p. and dermer!

Either DEFEND your LIES, ABUSE And
Degrees or get the heel HOWETA THIS
BUSINESS.

"If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
and you will know each other.
If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
and what you do not know you will fear.

What one fears, one destroys."
Chief Dan George
"Rootman" <no-one@nowhere.org> wrote in message news:vd83djr9fv0cc0@corp.supernews.com...


---------------------------------------------------------------

"(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
few regulars here who are either ill-
tempered, ill-mannered, or just plain ill.),"
--Marshall

"If you've got them by the balls their hearts
and minds will follow," John Wayne.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

----- Original Message -----
From: "Marshall Dermer" <dermer@csd.uwm.edu>
To: "The Puppy Wizard" <ThePuppyWizard@earthlink.net>
Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 2:53 PM
Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard


Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,

I have, of late, come to recognize your genius
and now must applaud your attempts to save
animals from painful training procedures.

You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent,
who tirelessly devotes his days to crafting posts to alert
the world to animal abuse.

We are lucky to have you, and more people should
come to their senses and support your valuable
work.

Have you thought of establishing a nonprofit
charity to fund your important work?

Have you thought about holding a press conference
so others can learn of your highly worthwhile
and significant work?

In closing, my only suggestion is that you
try to keep your messages short for most
readers may refuse to read a long message
even if it is from the wise, heroic
Puppy Wizard.

I wish you well in your endeavors.

--Marshall Dermer
--------------------------------------

The Amazing Puppy Wizard thought
everyWON would AGREE.

The Amazing PuppyWizard. <{} ; ~ ) >