the puppy wizard

Date: 2002-09-24 09:52:17 PST

HOWEDY Kelly,


Our dog lovers aren't interested in learning. Their only interest
is in defending their alleged right to jerk choke shock spray and
kill dogs as they've always done. That's HOWE COME I came
to be here, to begin with. I noticed the koehler / pronged spiked
pinch choke / shock collar conspiracy here, and figured I'd just
come in and IDENTIFY EXPOSE and DISCREDIT our Gang Of
Lying Dog Abusing Thugs.


They read our posts first, cause this is war, and they are SCARED.

That's probably cause ed w of petloss dot CON has been too
busy sending me rebuttals to every post I write and the rest
of our dog lovers are getting too embarrassed to warn people
anyMOORE, so it's basically marquis de "read koehler for
content" shaw, liea and krisHURT, to pick up the slack.

Our dog lovers do that To Avoid Embarrassment. Please Put
NINNYBOY In The Subject Header And Trim Text And Snip
Crossposts.

If you look through the archives you'll find that most of our
regulars have posted HUNDREDS of "warnings" not to
trust Jerry's posts, accusing me of FORGERIES and LIES,
as you've already done.

group.

Our dog lovers are fighting to preserve their way of life. They
HURT and KILL dogs to compensate for their colossal defective
fragile egos, inferiority complexes, and weak fearful minds.

You've noticed. Perhaps you've been thumbing through the
archives since you said my posts were forgeries and lies?


You ain't gonna get no information from our Gang Of Lying
Dog Abusing Thugs, except to KILLFILE Jerry and all non
violent trainers like Marilyn and Canis55 and Soup.


Well, I've ACED that too and teach it to my student's for FREE.
That REALLY slays our dog lovers and professional trainers
who make a living off of hurting and killing dogs.

No. There's only two supreme trainers here, and a couple of
my students who occasionally post here. Most decent people
refuse to participate in the debacle goin on in our forums.

Everything you need to learn is in your FREE copy of my FREE
Wits' End Dog Training Method manual.


Theories are unproven. My methods are PERFECT. Scientific
methods are repeatable by one and all, if the scientific technique
is adhered to. Dogs only respond in PREDICTABLE, INNATE,
REFLEXIVE, INSTINCTIVE ways to our responses to their
reflexes to cir***stances of their environment we create for them.

Looking at things THAT way puts dog behavior problems into
a different perspective... and THAT makes our dog lovers feel
GUILTY. Read my posts on The SYNDROME.


Is that so? Was it my non force method, or was it my non
confrontational approach, that disturbed you MOORE?


Excellent! Dog training isn't LUCK. LUCK is for ****ERS.
If you'd followed the INSTRUCTIONS, you'd have ASKED ME
FOR HELP if the method was failing your efforts.

Excuse me kelly, my methods work 100% of the time on all dogs.
You NEVER studied your FREE copy of my FREE Wits' End
Dog Training Method manual or you wouldn't be asking stupid, irrelevant, impertinent questions.

Excuse me? Seems like you are the one having the temper
tantrum. Perhaps that's because of your EMBARRASSMENT?
See my posts on The SYNDROME.

INDEED. Allelomimetic behavior means the dog is copying
your actions and attitudes, i.e., MIMMICING your FEARS.


Is that HOWE COME Jerry offers his 100% SUCCESSFUL,
FREE, Wits' End Dog Training Method manual and all the
FREE personal assistance for ANY difficutlty to GUARANTEE
near instant SUCCESS for ALL his FREE Wits' End Dog
Training Method student's dog behavior problems?

And is that HOWE COME you TRY to use my DDR machine
as a scape goat? I've not mentioned my machine as the
solution for our dog lover's dog behavior problems here...
I've only encouraged them to STUDT their FREE WEDTM manual.


The only environmental problem is our Gang Of Thugs
and it's YOU who is COVERIN UP the problem like our
dog lover Master Of Deception blankman does with her
custom knitted pronged spiked pinch choke collar covers.

My machine teaches dogs to THINK, much as my manual
does. That's HOWE COME they both work as they do. My
machine works for NON DOG OWNERS... proving the
Wits' End METHOD philosophy.

I think I've rather PROVEN THAT, as I'm about to do once again.


Hardly. I've challenged the entire dog behaior industry and
EXPOSED them as incomptent dog aubsing Thugs...and
PROVEN IT with THEIR OWN WORDS.


Excuse me kelly, Jerry is writing the book on psychology,
right here. You're in the prologue. ENJOY YOUR STATUS!!!


We're talking about SUPPOSED dog lovers HURTING
and KILLING dogs, and ENJOYING IT because it makes
them FEEL POWERFUL and IN CONTROL.


And deadly accurate. I'm prepared to take on the
universities and veterinary boards... and prove them
DEAD WRONG in nearly every aspect of their science
of "behaviorISM."

HOWEver, I'll be making my points clear to the news media...
since our DOG LOVERS don't care to see the facts of the matter.

clients!

The Puppy Wizard only works in cyberspace. But you'll be
seein him on the network news and talk shows soon enough.


INDEED. No doubt some of Jerry's 100% successful
FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual students
are reading our posts right now. I make some pretty
radical, definitive sweeping statements about dog training
and behavior.

If I was lying or exaggerating, I'd expect at least SOME
of them to reply, stating THEIR discrepancies with the
Wits' End Method and philosophy.

You won't be seeing that happen, HOWEver. Yourself being another EXAMPLE...


Let's talk about DOG behavior and training? Let's talk about the
rehabilitation program your shelter organization offers folks
who are looking to give up their dogs?

Let's talk about their training program and their prerequisties
for volunteers like you?


You mean my Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And A Rooster
Did And A ****atoo Or Two Did Too) machine?

dog

Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And A Rooster Did And A ****atoo
Or Two Did Too) calms dogs and teaches them to RELAX.


So everybody can sleep peacefully.

My DDR machine teaches all animals to relax and ENJOY their
environment. DDR INCREASES INTELLIGENCE and makes
them THINK, in different terms than they were formerly able to,
when they were under STRESS.

DDR stops ANXIETY BARKING by TEACHING dogs to respond
MOORE appropriately, it doesn't make dogs UNAWARE. Dogs
will STILL bark when situations warrant their attention or if they
have physical NEEDS that are not being met.

Any living being would complain, under the pressure of our dog
lover's disregard for their well being and their repressive
approaches to their dog's reactions to THEIR ineffective and
inappropriate handling techniques.

The only RIGHT I'm taking away is YOUR alleged right to BLAME
THE DOG for ANXIETY BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS that YOU and
your ilk, CREATE.

That's HOWE COME the KILLFILE Jerry campains.
Read liea's account of Cubbe snapping at a child when
she reflexed to thoughts of being SHOCKED as they
entered her SHOCK ZONE. Read krisHURT'S recommendations
to shock and jerk and choke dogs on pronged spiked pinch
choke collars. Read lying frosty dahl's account of her "clicker
training project FIZZLES" and her STICK FETCH. It's NOT
about fetching sticks, it's about BEATING DOGS WITH
STICKS TO MAKE THEM FETCH.

Naaah. Jerry don't give out samples to dog abusers.
My machine cures ANIMAL behavior problems, not
HUMAN behavioral and emotional problems.

As always, you are attempting to malign my wonderful
machine to defend your PREFERENCES for HURTING
dogs.

Tell us HOWE kelly would stop a neighbor's barking dog?
Our dog lover Master Of Deception blankman recommends
CALLIN THE COPS and SUING THE PEOPLE, even knowing
THAT could get the dog DEAD.

You think our dog lovers would recommend my machine
as a solution for the behavior problems THEY cannot train
even in their own dogs????


Excuse me kelly, do you believe in faeries? My BIOSOUND
Scientific Elves sez there ain't no such things.

Duh-Oh! That would make sense to Descarte, the father
of modern psychology... and ****-ytic behaviorISM.

Because I can. THAT'S what we call TRAINING.

Let me remind you, you ain't complaining about HURTING
dogs as our dog lovers TEACH. You're complaining about
NOT HURTING DOGS to train them, cause THAT'S ALL YOU UNDERSTAND.


Animals can learn to do lots of tasks and can even learn
to think, rationalize, and solve problems. HOWEver, these
are learned qualites, not innate responses to situations.


Interesting concept... I never gave much thought to that.
HOWEver, I HAVE given tremendous thought to OUR
reason for being here. It's all explained in my posts on
The Science Of The SYNDROME.

According to one of the theories that contribute to The Science,
we are here to overcome our HUMAN NATURE. Unfortunately,
most of us won't survive to do so. We fight to defend our human
nature right to the grave, and kick and scream that we are not
dead, that we are not what we are, were, and will be.

That ain't gonna change UNTIL we overcome our HUMAN NATURE
and learn to participate in the Universe as GOOD CITIZENS.

That's a little far fetched, and the statistics are not evident
for a lack of protocol and data. But let's examine the FACTS
in the Chandra Levey case in the park in D.C.?

In that debacle, our SAR dogs took a hike in the park and
enjoyed themselves sniffin bunny trails as the SAR dogs
threw their dew claws at their "trainers" as they INTENTIONALLY
OVERLOOKED the DEAD BODY, knowing that making the
find, would END their picnic... That too, was a PREDICTABLE
result of "overtraining" since the 9/11 incident.


WHAT INFORMATION? There's no information to be learned
from our Gang Of Lying Dog Abusing Thugs. All they know
is to hurt and kill dogs and try to get out calling that training.


Yeah? You want stories? Read the stories of diddler locking
her dog in a box in an outbuilding for three nights straight
to control her dog's PAIN barking, till she started SHITTIN
BLOOD from a strangled intestine as a result of destructive
chewing.

Read the stories of janet boss's PSYCHOTIC KAT who
ONLY attacks her when she PUNISHES HER DOGS.
Read janet's story of Franklin goin in for abdominal
surgery to remove a blockage from swallowing filthy
socks and undies, cause janet PUNISHES him for
stealing things. I warned her that would happen six
months PRYOR to his surgery.

Read tara o's story of CHEDDARING Summer.
Read leah's account of Madigan biting her four times
cause she HURTS her and calls that training.


Gestures? Like our pal FRAUDreck's dogs "SHAKING IT OFF"
when they get BURNED repeatedly for weeks on end "in pubic,"
trying to FORCE shelter dogs to do what my students accomplish
in about one hour of EZ non force, non confrontational training?


Have you read you koehler today? Have you read our good
professor dermer's "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM NO! into
the dog's face for 5 seconds" method to teach the puppy
respect, gentleness, and love?


Have you read our pal lying frosty dahl's ear pinching and
STICK FETCH training? Have you read our faqs page on
k9 web teaching us to shove a dog's head under water
we filled into a hole it's dug?

Have you read Ron hardin's Saga Of Annie? Even our dog
lovers were BEGGING him to stop HURTING her.

Have you read Robert Crims account of KILLIN Fritz, The
Wonder Dog?

Have you read Misty's account of BEING LIED TO by your
pals roo and ed w of petloss dot CON and gettin her dog
Peach DEAD cause she didn't study my manual in time
cause they told her my method are dangerous and ineffective
and she should continue SHOCKING HER DOG?

Have you read steve walker's account of KILLIN Sampson
for his "fear aggression" of children, cause HE was taught
by our dog lovers to punish his "RESCUE" dog?

Have you read Binaca bethFIST'S account of spraying
Binaca in her dog's eyes when she wasn't able to control
the ENVIRONMENT in training class, to MAKE IT FUN???

Have you read marie's account of Macula assaulting a
skateboarder in the park a couple days after "graduating"
here off lead training? Now Macula is attacking dogs as
a result of her training classes.

Have you read carol levie's and suja's and lush's accounts
of getting BROKEN RIBS behind their dog's fighting and
bolting after critter? Read my post "three stoodges."

Have you read leah's account of Madigan biting her on
her finger a couple days after finishing her "POSESSION
AGGRESSION" classes with her pronged spiked pinch
choke collar trainer from pestmart?


You mean the ones we jerk and choke on pronged
spiked pinch choke collars, shock, spray Binaca
and citronella in their eyes and lock them in boxes
and beat them with sticks and HANG them for objecting
to their training and challenging their handler's authority?


Thank YOU, kelly. I couldn't do my job or compile the
data and statistics I need to write my doctoral thesis,
The Epitome Of The Science Of The SYNDROME.

You've earned a special place in my book, kelly. You've
made honorable mention in both the prologue, and the epilogue.

Despite my vulgarity and criticism, I encourage you to study
your FREE copy of my FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method
manual and ASK ME FOR HELP if you're having difficulty.

I DO NOT, for ONE MOMENT, believe you actually read,
or applied the TECHNIQUES taught in your FREE copy of
my FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual, and
I'll PROVE IT RIGHT HERE, if you'd be KIND enough to
DISCUSS the efforts and failures you've experienced
attempting to DISCREDIT MY METHODS.

The Puppy Wizard. <TPW;~)


HOWEDY Paul,

Might seem like that, but it's really MAGICK. VooDoo, actually.
<J;~)

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Hi, Jerry.

I'm not sure that I'm a 100% convert, or that I agree
with (or even understand) 100% of what you say in this
manual ... BUT ... we had "come" down pat in a few
reps and you could have knocked me down when I tried
the exercise with "drop" and, after a few reps in
different spots Darwin practically *threw* the rubber
ball at my feet on command. He's still not perfect
(just a pup, after all, and he's stubborn enough to
want to push and test me a little bit more).

For what it's worth, I can see (as no doubt you have)
how your usenet manner is likely to rankle a few
folks, but that woman who advocates ear pulling and
beating with sticks deserves everything she gets. Even
if that was the only method that would work, I'd live
with my dog not fetching rather than do any of that.
(Darwin fetches enthusiastically and instinctively,
tho').

Best, ben

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From: Becky (BeckySiz@new.rr.com)
Subject: Re: Crate Anxiety
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Date: 2002-04-04 12:56:23 PST

Try Jerry Howe's training manual and check out his Doggy
Do Right (And Kitty Will And A Rooster Did And A ****atoo
Or Two Did Too) machine....it is for this.

Please do not listen to the others in here that don't like
him or his methods, they have never tried them....I have
and it works!!!!

I broke my dog from nipping almost 100% in 1 day and
she usually does this SEVERAL times a day and actually
makes my kids bleed!

Try it or contact him! The manual is at the above website
also, and it is free!
Becky ===========
Nevyn" <alien4@wasp.net.au> wrote in message
news:fde575d9.0209090337.34fb7ee2@posting.google.c om...

Hi There Jerry

Its Nevyn. Sorry Ive not been posting, but these lying
s*** buckets like Alphuck Sweeny and such really
piss me off; And Ive been working weekend work at
the tracks with the greyhounds (thanks to you!).

Well my dogs are the envy of all on my street. I can
have them out in the yard with me, take them walking
without a leash, they will do any command with no
hesitation. And they don't bark anymore! Thanks to
your machine!

Oh yeah, I loaned your machine to several friends
and family -- Here are some reports:

"I would say my dogs are well trained, but they suffer
severe anxiety when no body is home. This machine
quietened them almost instantly - still they barked,
in the beginning, but just one or two barks. Then
slowly they just stopped... beginning to bark, then
instantly stopping.

It took only 2 weeks, and we did nothing.

Truly amazing;

I have recommomeded it to my family, and perhaps
they will buy one. Its a shame you don't sell them publicly".
-- Kylie, 30, on dogs Lili (11 yr mutt bitch) and Sheeba (4 yr
Rotty X)


"My two dogs barked insanely when someone would
go past. With this little machine they quietened right
down, and even became partly obidient, and we did
nothing!

Great stuff.

We ran it only on the lowest setting, too!"
- Ed, 65, on his two male Dobermans, 5 yrs old.

Well I have some more, and am collecting more,
but I only have one machine so its a slow process.
Once again I say thankyou Jerry! My family was
on the verge of giving them up!

But no longer

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Nevyn writes:

Jerry I cannot even begin to tell you the success I've
had with your training manual! My two mutts have gone
from out-of-control psychos to obedient well behaved
companions within a matter of weeks! AND My friends
have seen the success and have asked me to work
on their dogs!

I was working with a 5 month old Ridgeback female
today and she was being an angel after like an hour
of working with her! it is AMAZING!!

I pity those fools who take their dogs to classes
where the "Trainers" abuse their dogs! (do they
have a degree? A masters? a Phd? by the way?
NO they are average joes off the street who
think they know how to train dogs!)

Once again, Jerry, you are a genius!

NEVYN and my Dogs, Rizzo and Midget, My Grandparents
dogs, Dusty and Snoopy, and my friends pup, Jazz. ================
"Ned" <komodo71@rogers.com> wrote in message news:fQIg9.25850$561.25365@news02.bloor.is.net.cab le.rogers.com...


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A non dog owner writes:

Dear Jerry-

I just wanted to let you know how wonderful your Doggy Do
Right product is. I was skeptical at first, but have been
tremendously pleased.

As you know, we had a neighbor's dog that was extremely
bothersome, at times barking loudly for 3 hours straight.
Within a few days, the barking decreased, and now it is just
the occasional bark. this dog lives approximately 500 feet
away, and even at that distance, the machine has done
wonders.

You were always available and patient to answer my
questions, and now I can be in my own home without going
nuts from the barking. As an added pleasure, all the other
minor barking nuisances in the neighborhood have stopped
as well.

Quiet is wonderful! Thank you.

Pam Graves

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----- Original Message -----
From: George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
Sent: Tuesday, May 07, 2002 3:21 PM
Subject: [GVS]doggydoright

I just had a nice talk with the man who invented
the "doggiedoright" device; he told me that if you
tell him that I sent you he'll knock $25 off the
$99.95 price.

If you know someone working at a shelter etc who
wants to quieten the dogs in the neighborhood then
this is an ideal present for them - and he will sell it at
a discount. He sounds like someone we all know who
has no sense at all about money. Nice, nice man.

"doggydoright" may be obtained from
jhowe2@bellsouth.net I now have four locations
at which the thing has worked, so I recommend it.

Yap yap yap no more! I have zero financial interest in this.

George

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