roniebunny

Victim Ronie here - NOW, after reading 300 out of 800 posts, i know why i had
so much miss fortune at BunFest.

The Mudd was ordered by SOMEBUN in the UHF - but it failed to ruin my time at
BunFest - it DID make me soggy for days - and that was a bit uncomfortable!

No one TOLD me my sweet, tilted, innocent, pure Poofdarina entered the UHF.
Her mission was completed, just so all your UHF members know - Lure Ronie into
the patch of Poisin Ivy with Flip Flops on! The offending rash is spreading
North from the feet to the thigh!

Agent Big The Teeth (Dawson) entered Man to man combat with Ronie and won.
Ronie earned the purple heart for the hoomin side! He went for the
clipper/scent gland hand when Hoomin Ronie was giving alfalfa treats.

The UHF even sent a Black Lab mix to howl in the early morning, so that Ronie
the hoomin would not be 100% for the next day's battle(s). Black Lab Mix,
named Agent Lego, was not that smart tho, and let Hoomin Ronie capture him. He
let his stomach and the left over shish ka bob get the best of him.... But his
mission was some what complete - Hoomin Ronie was irritable, wet, tired and
ready for home~!

Hannah, Brett and special agent Piggie Samantha lured Ronie to the cottage so
the rest of the force could make more mud, in the hopes of getting Ronie out of
the picture. And the gave them selves up in battle so that the bigger mission
could be complete. They suffered by the hands of Ronie and the Nail clipper and
the scent gland getters!

while in the cottge, Hoomin Ronie went to see the dry unercover members of the
UHF that lived with Michele. Agent CC jumped up into Michele's bed, growled
and Thumpped to protect the innocent that slept there! Michele?!?!? An under
cover SPY for the Hare Force?!?!? Woe was my trust in our friendship!

Back at camp - Hoomin Ronie was TRYING to do scent glands of Citrus and COtton
tail. I think they were wearing extra scent from the scent gas chamber - they
mad Ronie's eyes water and she wasn't able to see straight for awhile!

Innocent Mr. Patches was put in Lock down, in his tent, while the hoomin's
partied on.... well this is no way to treay the entertainment agent! he chewed
the corner of the door of the tent where the 2 zippers met. Later this caused
the bottom zipper to fall completely off - NO MORE LOCK DOWN for Mr 3-legs
Patches. He was free to roam all nite to check things out if he wanted! He
made way for Poofie - his princess so they could go for a midnite stroll under
the rain clouds!

And Hubble - sighhh - is there ONE year that Nona can keep hold of her
rabbits?!?!?! Hubble hopped off and lured the hoomins, around Rich's tent,
Under a boat and over to the RV and stayed under there til the down pour
started. Hoomin Ira FINALLY got his hands on Hubble, and called for Hoomin
Ronie to help - she grabbed Hubble and took her to what Ronie tought was Safety
- but Hubble was ready for her next mission. Woo Mr P to get Hoomins
distracted for next Hare Force Mission - which I can only imagine what was
nexted!

I'm so distraught now, i need to rest - maybe other members of the UHF will
post MORE of my demise.......

I'm so glad you are entertained at my cost - talk about an all out attack!


Ronie CAHT, Billie, Poofdarina, Rufus, Ling and Milton
http://community.webshots.com/user/roniebunny
http://hometown.aol.com/roniebunny/home.html

nona

And I didn't know Mr. Patches was a member, either.

But he was clearing carrying out bun subversion plans when he distracted
me so Hubble could make her break for freedom.

Nona

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arlette & cocoa

Sounds like what you really need Ronie...is a HOT BATH!! After your story,
'I' need a hot bath...LOL

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chevybowtie01

Wow Ronie, I hope the UHF never puts a hit on me !!! You poor thing, I hope
they are satisfied. You might want to put those clippers away for awhile. LOL
Janice

mixter

ronie will NEVER give up the clippers.........she'll die with those things
in her hand........bwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

mixter