the puppy wizard

HOWEDY jake,

But of curse! You're in EXXXCELLENT company.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard has been
EXXXPECTING your forthcoming behavior problems.


You mean chokin and lockin IT in a box.


Like your belly button, jake?


A dog is a dog, jake.

A DOG IS A DOG, jake. You abuse your dogs.


So long as you're standin there ready to HURT
and INTMIDIATE them. Decent people DO NOT
POST HERE abHOWETS, jake.

That particularly includes YOU.


So long as you can HURT and INTIMIDATE them.


Ain't nuthin STRANGE abHOWET behavior
problems, jake. They're ALL CAUSED BY MISHANDLING and ABUSE.

Well then, you better GET USED TO IT.

Better GET USE TO IT FAST.


He's probably threatening you or trying to
defend hisself from being hurt.

You mean you've been variably reinforcing his behavior problem.


Cause you're reinforcing the behavior
by your idoicy ignorance fear colossal
fragile defective ego weak fearful mind and inferiority complexes.

BWEEEEHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!

Your dog SCARIN you, GENIUS???

BWEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

ken's little Chihuahua used to get up
on his shoulder and grHOWEL into
his ear and threaten to bite him for
abusing him. Your GSD X will probably
take your entire goddamned face clean
off for you as you push him away and
try to INTIMIDATE HIM for doin that.

BWEEEHAHAHHAHHAHAAAA!!!

And then you'll MURDER IT cause THAT'S
the NATURE of a dog abusing coward, jake.


You've TAUGHT HIM to INTIMIDATE YOU
as you've done to him, jake. It's called
allelomimetic behavior, "monkey see monkey
do, monkey takes right after you."

SEZ SO in your FREE copy of The Amazing
Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.

He's THREATENING YOU, jake.


Yeah. He's gonna HURT you for THAT, jake.


That's SUBMISSIVE behavior, jake. There's
a very fine line between SUBMISSION and
AGGRESSION, particularly when you rely
on fear force and intimidation.


As is the NATURE of a dog abusing coward.

SCARY. Ain't it.

Dogs LIKE to INTIMIDATE their abusers.
THAT'S HOWE COME so many of YOUR
PALS here abHOWETS MURDER THEIR DEAD DOGS.


YET. He's still TESING IT HOWET.

Gettin SCARED of you dog, dog abuser?

THE AMAZING PUPPY WIZARD TOLD YOU SO. BWEEEEEEEEEHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

You mean, INTIMDATE you.

Yeah. He's FEELIN your FACE so
he'll be able to take i clean off for
you in WON FELL SWOOP.


Your PALS told you to hurt and intmiidate your dog.
You DONE that. NHOWE you gotta PAY THE PIPER


Your dog is DEAD MEAT.


It's SUBMISSIVE AGGRESSION like
culprit aka kelly aka metta's dogs do.


You gotta BE NICE to your dog.

TOO BAD YOU CAN'T DO THAT cause THAT
AIN'T THE NATURE of a DOG ABUSER.

BWEEEEEHAHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!!

YOU'LL MURDER YOUR DOG INSTEAD
like kwbrown and laura arlove and so many
MOORE of HOWER DOG LOVERS have done.


It NEVER does, dirtbag.


THAT'S HOWE COME HE'S TURNIN ON YOU.


You mean he's HIGHLY INTIMIDATED.

THAT'S HOWE COME he's CHALLENGING YOU.

CAUSE HE KNOWS YOU'LL HURT HIM if he don't.


CAUSE HE KNOWS YOU'LL HURT HIM.


Yeah. And every time you TRY to FORCE
and INTMIDATE and AVOID HIM, you TEACH
HIM HOWE to further INTIMIDATE you as YOU TAUGHT HIM.

Yeah.

And NHOWE you're gonna HURT and MURDER HIM.

BWEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!!

You got your just desserts.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

Subject: Re: dog attacks when walking
Date: 2004-04-22 14:15:59 PST HOWEDY Jake,
"Jake" <jakeandapril@cox.net> wrote in message news:YSUhc.29488$Yf6.28975@fed1read07...

Naaah. The Amazing Puppy Wizard takes FIRM
to mean AFRAID and COWARDLY EXXXCUSE
for HURTIN and INTIMIDATING dogs and tryin to
get HOWET callin THAT, trainin.


Right. You HURT and INTIMDATE your dog
cause HE LIKES and EXXXPECTS THAT.


Right. You just jerk and choke them on your
pronged spiked pinch choke collar.


RIGHT. Cause you're a coward and a control freak
and victim of abuse, yourself.


That's the N.I.L.I.F program. THAT'S what teaches
dogs to disobey challenge and attack you.

Ask leah. Her dog bit her five times and destroyed
her HOWES and ruined her marriage. leah is a
CERTIFIED LIAR DOG ABUSER and MENTAL CASE.

The Nothing In Life Is Free method is touted as being
the most effective way of dominating an obstreperous
dog. The idea is to cause the dog to subordinate
himself to the "AUTHORITY" of his trainer, and increase
the dog's respect for his handler.

O.K. Respect and authority are separate issues from
where I'm going with this. The entire concept of dominance
is wrong, but we'll put that off to another thread.

What do we do, when we are putting this aggressive or
out of control dog through the nilif program, and he
chooses NOT to do what he's TOLD to?

Are we supposed to give a command we KNOW cannot
be enforced, say for example with a dog who won't allow
us to handle him?

Don't you think you're going to look rather silly to the
dog, telling him that YOU are going through the door
first, and he's ALREADY pulling you outside? Or when
you tell him to sit before feeding him his breakfast, and
he's already for a toothpick?

Suppose Fido has an attitude, and you're trying to
shove some food in his head. You tell him to sit, and he
doesn't sit. So, he don't get his dinner. No big deal, he'll
learn, RIGHT?

That may mean he's going to wait till the next meal time.
When you tell him to sit before taking his breakfast, he's
ALREADY quite eager to eat, and here's poor little YOU,
telling him that he's not going to eat till he sits.

So, you put him back in his crate. The dog is going to
figure this out REAL quick: Either sit, or don't eat, RIGHT?

So, next meal time, you take him to his food bowl, and
tell him to sit, and he takes one look at his breakfast
from two days ago, and says "uh, uh. I'm eatin, go
pound sand."

NOW WHAT?

Next In Line Is Fight.

THAT'S THE N.I.L.I.F. PROGRAM.