siva

Looks like babybush is in trouble, with all those questions about the false
WMD claims, and most of all, the sour economy. Everyone remembers papabush
and how he fared in 1992, after bulleting the economy. It's time for the
GOPers (voth, frenchu, hungiss, antisdroolie, mort) to help out their
brothers: they need to help raise funds for the Republican Party for
babybush's reelection campaign. The best way to do this is as follows:

Each Republican should ask his/her ****age son to stand on a sidewalk, in
clear view of traffic, for at least eight hours each week-end, wearing white
tank tops, blue shorts, tennis shoes, ankle socks, and a red visor, holding
up a sign reading "CAR WASH $3.00. POLISH $2.00." (note: fat/genetically
deformed boys should not participate. Sorry mort). The boys should be told
to jump up and down and smile. When a car approaches a boy, the boy should
ask if they would like a car wash. If the driver says yes, the boy should
again jump up and down and begin washing the car, using a sponge, pail, and
soap. Each part of the car should be thoroughly washed. After washing the
car, the boy should wipe the car dry with a towel and then ask the driver if
he/she would like a good polishing. If the driver says yes, the boy should
polish the car and/or other parts requested by the driver. The driver will
then pay the boy, who will collect his earnings and give it to the on-site
chaperone (less 1%, which the boy should probably keep), who will then
deposit the sum into the RNC's bank account.

This is what democracy is all about: helping your party and your cause, not
just sitting on your asses at home at the TV shouting "'dem librels gonna
make us all slaves!" I've noticed this about the GOP loserdorks in this
group: they talk the talk but when push comes to shove, when they need to
do something to help out the cause, they just sit it out. I remember
offering to stage a patriotic event designed to foster support for the Iraq
war, and the loons flat out refused.

So, just like last time, I am offering to help out. Even though I'm not
Republican (God forbid), I believe it's important for every voice to be
heard, so I'm actually going to volunteer my time to chaperone some of these
car wash events. Hell, who knows, I might even decide to get a wash and
polish myself.

Will the GOP lazy****s that populate this group jump at this wonderful plan
to help out their party, or will they, as usual, just sit it out?

In this way, the Republican party can raise a goodly sum of money each
week-end.

robert frenchu

Of course, even Bush knows it's not a topic for talk.politics.guns, so
where does that leave Siva on the chart?

Take a look at some of Siva's thought processes and decide for
yourself!

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"ROAFL, Custer wasn't a "general" of ANY KIND. "
-Siva in <cbf1bfe8d5f2dab49ee649a1b80b4b4c@free.teranews.co m>

"Custer was an acting general"
-Siva in <715dec403aee5323c92f1632052d5864@free.teranews.co m>

"Custer was a Lt. Col, NEVER a full general"
Siva in <a692f558c0948738b172f022365368a4@free.teranews.co m>

"I said Custer wasn't a general..."
Siva in <93a0abf2e092060bebd7de88e375d110@free.teranews.co m>

"He was a Brevet Major General"
Sive in <c773559ee67c20707241ab525059558d@free.teranews.co m>

"Where does it say "promoted to General"?"
Siva in <629d3debcc2ab363bfed97f04d6d4f20@free.teranews.co m>

allan lindsay-oneal

You apparently haven't noticed that George Bush can raise in one day what it
takes Howie and the Deaniebabies seven weeks to bring in.

I can't wait to see Hillary washing windshields on New York street corners
in a losing effort to raise Lib-Dem money.

robert frenchu

OK, let's assume a typical 8 hour work day, and a typical $5 per
"donation." No, 10 hours- Hillary is a hard worker. I'm guessing she
can coax a, uh, donation within five minutes of contacting her, well,
donator. another five minutes to freshen up and flag down another
passing, er, donator, gives us 10 minutes per transaction and $30 per
hour, or $300 per day.

If she can keep up the grueling pace from now until November 1, that
would be what, $26,000???

That's nothing to sniff at!

karl hungus

Uh, that's a little hard to swallow . . .

siva

But babybush needs 100x more cash to compensate for his mental inadequacies.
Hence, a babybush campaign fund of say, $100,000,000 is EQUIVALENT to a Dean
campaign fund of $1,000,000. But Dean has raised over $6 million, while
babybush hasn't yet reached $600,000,000. So Dean is ahead.


She can get Republican ****age boys to wash the windows for her, in exchange
for a promise to let them shake Rush Limbaugh's hand.

Illogial. Illegal abortion victims seldom have much to donate, but they are
lucky to have gals like Hillary looking after them.

allan lindsay-oneal

Goood girl ... goooood girl. You just keep chewing that bone.

allan lindsay-oneal

We've always known our old buddy Bob was a compassionate, caring kind of
guy, and now you're here to tell us he's been working with New York's fallen
angels? I tell you <sniff> the man's a saint! A saint!


ROAFL? Is that short for: "Roll Over As Frenchu Laughs"?

yardpilot

Sniff it? I wouldn't even want to be downwind from it.

morton davis

Dean got his $1 million from one donor. Bush got his money from thoudands of
$200 donors. Poor old whore, Siva thinks that means Dean has more support.

-*MORT*-