fasgnadh

The Australian Government today prepared to send naval vessels
to interdict the Refugee Sheep boats threatening to land and bring
disease to our livestock markets. "That's what the armed forces
are for" said the Minister for Gumboots, Les Paterson, "We can't let
those skanky jumbuks pollute our markets, best we sail them
round the place till we can find a poor country desperate for hard cash
which we can bribe to build a containment pen".

The government was upset at the bloody minded attitude of the Saudi's
who refused to let any of the Refugee sheep land because a tiny minority
were diseased with scabby mouth. The Saudi PM said "we will determine
who crosses our borders, not one of those sheep will ever set hoof in our
country, we have photos showing those sheep throwing their sick lambs
overboard, we don't want those sort of sheep here!"

the enlightenment

You're a credit to the ALP FagNads

wallaby

Where does Phillip Ruddock come in to this?

fasgnadh

And you are a debit to the Human race!

Who said you could give the ALP credit for my wit?

They started the mandatory detention policy, you know!
(They just didn't pay Five Star Hotel prices for each
refugee! B^)