Harry hope 2015-11-03 11:10:33
It’s been a long time since Orrin Hatch last made the list – but he’s
back with a vengeance (literally) this week.
The arch-conservative and alleged songwriter said last week that he
“favors developing new technology to remotely destroy the computers of
people who illegally download music from the Internet,” according to
the Associated Press.
Is that all, Orrin?
Surely you don’t have to stop there!
How about remotely destroying the engines of speeding cars?
If they go over the speed limit three times on one trip, the cylinder
Or how about remotely destroying the televisions of people who steal
There you are, trying to make out a nipple on the scrambled Spice
channel when suddenly Orrin’s grinning face appears and blammo!
There goes the cathode ray tube.
But anyway, it didn’t take long before Senator Hatch was revealed to
be not merely a top-notch assclown, but a world-class hypocrite to
Savvy systems administrator Laurence Simon took a peek at the source
code on Hatch’s official website and discovered that Senator
Computer-Blower-Upper was illegally making use of an unlicensed
to toast other people’s PCs.
Shortly after this announcement, hundreds of thousands of Internet
users were heard to be individually “Rolling On Floor Laughing My A**