the cunning linguist :Þ

Suzy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi . . . you know, I just HATE drawing welfare.
I'd really rather have a job".

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/escort for his male model son.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort him on her overseas holiday trips.
You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting
salary is $200,000 a year".

Suzy says, "You're bullshitting me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

the most offensive \(phuk yew\)

Sorry, but that was pretty damn weak.

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insane ranter

No to bad...a good way to start off a joke telling session...

insane ranter

DON'T TOP POST YOU ****ER

tommy c. li

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| counter and says, "Hi . . . you know, I just HATE drawing welfare.
| I'd really rather have a job".
|
| The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
| We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
| chauffeur/escort for his male model son.
|
| You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
| your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
| You'll be expected to escort him on her overseas holiday trips.
| You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting
| salary is $200,000 a year".
|
| Suzy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
|
| The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
|
|
Actually, I really liked that one.

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the most offensive \(phuk yew\)

Its pretty funny how people are so **** online that theyll bitch about
someone TOP POSTING. Get a life, you ****ing idiot.

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lilly

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A Humpty Joke:

1) His edjumacation & various degrees
2) His "marriage" to Lutefisk
3) His right & left knee debacle

~Lilly

Last night you were, unhinged.
You were like some desperate, howling demon.
You frightened me. .......... Do it again.

insane ranter

Return forth to your pool....I am done with you

the cunning linguist :Þ

| On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 12:59:21 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
| <the_witchboy@XyahooX.com> wrote: | |
| <Slap>
|
| A Humpty Joke:
|
| 1) His edjumacation & various degrees
| 2) His "marriage" to Lutefisk
| 3) His right & left knee debacle

Hey! My little ho is back. Where you been, mama (whoops! sorry)? You gonna
play "We Are the World" magick with us?
I hope so

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rhyanon

What more could one expect from a fat xstain, though? I shall have to
reciprocate, although it's not my original writing. Someone made a lovely
list of fOt sigs, I'll have to see if she still has it.