tim chmielewski

I also doubt that anyone would write a song about it, unlike the
original:

Chainsaw Shuffle
St Kilda's Alright
I Spit on Your Gravy

Hee hee hee hee!
Hee hee hee!
C'mon Franklin, it's gonna be a fun trip!
*blows raspberry repeatedly*
If I have any more fun today I don't think I'll be able to take it!

The events of that day would lead to the discovery of one of the most
bizzare crimes in the ****s of American history, the Texas Chainsaw
Massacre

*LOUD chainsaw SFX and screaming*

Here's a great new dance goin' round the place,
It's even heard of in outer space,
Leatherface flinging the old chainsaw,
The Evil Dead thing is behind the door!

Chorus:
Do the chainsaw shuffle
Do the chainsaw shuffle
Do the chainsaw shuffle
Do the chainsaw shuffle
Do the...yeah...chainsaw shuffle!

Well you swing your chainsaw to the right,
Shove it in Franklin with all your might,
Swing your chainsaw to the left.
Ya lop off an ear and it makes him deaf, pardon?

Chorus

Well Leatherface went down to Gopals for tea,
He turned vegetarian because it was free
Where's my ugly socks Sean said,
He turned around and chopped off his head

Chorus

Here's a great new dance goin' round the place,
It's even heard of in outer space,
Leatherface flinging the old chainsaw,
The Evil Dead thing is behind the door!
Well you swing your chainsaw to the right,
Shove it in Franklin with all your might,
Swing your chainsaw to the left.
Ya lop off an ear and it makes him deaf
Do the chainsaw shuffle
Do the chainsaw shuffle
Do the chainsaw shuffle
Do the chainsaw shuffle...yeah!

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