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18th April 08:47
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Wacky Chimps Ahoy!
As seen on "The Daily ****er" from "Websites that ****" by Vincent
Flanders. Wacky Chmips Ahoy! http://www.animal-actors.com/Chimps%20and%20Monkeys.htm The rest of the site is just as good: http://www.animal-actors.com/ Thanks. -- (My email is valid, but I will not be replying to any email to this account.) Tim's Melbourne Flat|| GIT Groupie http://timchuma.com || http://timchuma.com/gitgroupie/ IQC: 198344892 |
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19th April 20:23
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Wacky Chimps Ahoy! (religion order life)
On 29 Oct 2003 22:07:18 GMT, Tim Chmielewski
Indeed it is. How is it possible that someone paying for web hosting can look at that site and NOT realize that it looks like a clown exploded? -- Kevin S. Wilson Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho "You can safely ignore Kevin in order to maximise life's experience." --A. Loon, in alt.religion.kibology |
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20th April 01:29
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Wacky Chimps Ahoy!
They must have been taking lessons from satirical Austrian TeeVee.
CNNNN: Now with 20% more chimp stories Cheers David |
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20th April 01:30
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Wacky Chimps Ahoy! (altar pope time color worship)
CHMiPs!
California Highway Missionary Patrols! (in color, where available) S T A R R I N G . . . Elric Esteranto as Lt. Reverend PAUNCH Arte Johnson as Sgt. Brother JUDY S P E C I A L G U E S T S T A R . . . the cookie monster as himself EXT OCEAN DAY THE COOKIE MONSTER is at the tiny wheel (ARRR!) of a 50ft yacht, cruising the california coast. he is wearing a navy blue toque and a red and white stripped shirt. COOKIE MONSTER me ferocious cookie pirate! ARRRR! me be wanting eating cookies! EXT BEACH DAY several INNOCENT CHILDREN loll about on a beach blanket near a picnic basket. sensing their cue, they look alert and start talking. CHILD 1 natter natter natter! CHILD 2 grommish grommish grommish! CHILD 3 hey! I think it's time we ate these Chips Ahoy Brand Choklit Chimp Cookies! CHILD 1 hey! I think you're right! CUT TO: EXT BEACH DAY POV TELESCOPE the CHILDREN remove a package of cookies from the picnic basket. we witness this as if seen through a telescope with an overlayed reticule. CUT TO: EXT OCEAN DAY CLOSE SHOT COOKIE MONSTER who is looking through a wacky foam-rubber telescope that is three times bigger than he is. he starts to froth. COOKIE MONSTER me spot cookie! ARRRR! LONG SHOT YACHT as it turns towards the beach, heading straight for the innocent children. the children squeal, grab the picnic basket, and run for a jesuit mission on the hill. INT MISSION DAY the heavy redwood doors open and the children run in. SGT BROTHER JUDY in cassock and spiked prussian helmet is kneeling before the altar to Saint Rowan. he rises and turns to the children, who swarm around him. SGT BROTHER JUDY children, children! let's not cause any commotion! this is a place of worship and criminal justice! CHILD 2 sergeant brother! sergeant brother! a cookie pirate is after our cookies! SGT BROTHER JUDY very interesting! but yummy! LT REVEREND PAUNCH enters from the back room. he buttons his robe and quickly replaces his pope hat. LT REVEREND PAUNCH did somebody say cookies! ARRIBA RIBA! MUCHOS TACOS GRANDE! PAUNCH starts to breakdance. the door bursts open and THE COOKIE MONSTER enters, carrying a machete. he is flanked by SEVERAL HOT BABES in pink capri pants and halter tops. COOKIE MONSTER (still frothing) ARRRR! ME WANT COOKIE! JUDY does a Matrix-style aerial kick while PAUNCH hurls his popehat. CUT TO cue card displaying the word LATER ... INT MISSION DAY CLOSE SHOT of PAUNCH as he wipes beads of sweat from his brow. PAUNCH santa maria albergetti! it's a good think we were able to rescue them! that was mucho loco! camera pull back to reveal COOKIE MONSTER sitting on an unconscious JUDY. PAUNCH is sitting likewise on the three children. the HOT BABES are kissing PAUNCH and pawing his chest hairs. COOKIE MONSTER you say mouthful! ARRRR! PAUNCH and COOKIE MONSTER each take a bite out of a cookie. wacky boings ensue. THE END |
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21st April 17:58
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Wacky Chimps Ahoy! (control)
I didn't get a harrumph out of you!
It was at this point that your narrative left me thinking about how going out trick-or-treating as a Shrike would be a nifty idea. Then I realized that the costume would be impossible to with our primitive 21st century technology. Curse you cruel fate! -- Dean Lenort | For they who control the plankton control dean.lenort@att.net | the planet. -- Kapusniak, Stefan e |
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23rd April 11:50
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Wacky Chimps Ahoy! (saved don)
I expected you to say, "let's call it... SHIRLEY!"
I don't see how hard it is to dress up like some dweeb from "saved by the bell". he's not *that* technologically advanced. maybe you're confusing him with the robot from "small wonder". |
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