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1 7th May 14:21
dab
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An elderly woman bought a parrot. The woman asked if it would behave if
she took it to church with her on Sundays.

The owner said it shouldn't be a problem and that she could put him on
her shoulder and he would stay there.

She bought the parrot and the next week she put him on her
shoulder and went off to church.

Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the parrot looked
around, squawked and said, "It's goddamned cold in here!"

Everyone turned to look at her, she ran out of the church in total
embarrassment!

The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the
embarrassing situation to the owner.

The owner offered the following solution: "If the parrot does that
again, grab him by the legs and swing him around 5 or 6 times and return
him to your shoulder."

So, the next Sunday she took the parrot to church and, sure enough just
as the sermon started the parrot squawked, "It's goddamned cold in
here!"

Without any hesitation, the woman grabbed his legs, swung him around 5
or 6 times and placed him back on her shoulder.

The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said, "Pretty
****in' windy, too!"
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2 7th May 14:21
bad
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Well, I admit I did laugh a bit at the end.

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3 7th May 14:21
dab
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I laughed my ass off at work.
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4 7th May 14:21
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Strange!

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5 7th May 14:21
dab
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Why?
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6 7th May 14:21
bad
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Why not?!
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7 7th May 14:21
dab
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Why is me laughing at work strange?


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--DAB
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8 7th May 14:21
bad
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Gosh, you are stubborn! You know what, I'll read it again tomorrow morning
and I'll tell you whether I did laugh a bit more than the first time!!

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9 7th May 14:21
dab
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Ok sweet dreams!
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10 7th May 14:21
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In article <0m3La.2451$7e.1773@nwrddc04.gnilink.net>, amonet@hush.com
says...

I've read the whole exchange with BAD. since it seems than manny no
longer wishes to be with us, can we consider a sensless-of-humoreding
argumentation?

....funny joke, btw...
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