beable van polasm

Och Aye! In http://www.news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=1161332003


-> PRINCESS Diana claimed there was a plot to kill her in a car crash,
-> in a letter written ten months before she died in a road accident
-> in Paris, it was revealed yesterday.
-> In a hand-written letter given to her butler, Paul Burrell, as
-> "insurance" for the future and published in advance of his new
-> book, A Royal Duty, the princess predicted her own death.
-> "This particular phase in my life is the most dangerous," she
-> wrote, adding that someone was "planning an 'an accident' in my
-> car, brake failure and serious head injury in order to make the
-> path clear for Charles to marry". The princess named the individual
-> she believed was plotting to kill her, but it was not published for
-> legal reasons.
-> Whether her prescient words were the result of a premonition,
-> paranoia or something altogether darker has provoked furious
-> debate. They have already re-ignited the conspiracy theories that
-> have circulated ever since she died alongside her lover, Dodi
-> Fayed, on 31 August, 1997, in a car crash in the Pont D?Alma
-> tunnel, and have also led to calls for a public inquiry.

Sheesh! So not only was Princess Diana bulimic, anorexic, and obsessed
with fashion and appearance, she also believed all those wacky
conspiracy threories about her death! BEFORE IT EVEN HAPPENED!! Next
she'll probably reveal a letter saying that the terrorist crashing
those planes was actually a setup by the CIA/NWO to take over the
world.

People who believe that there is some vast conspiracy affecting
everything need to take a deep breath, and listen to some more
speeches by world leaders like Tony Blair and George Bush! Sure
there's a few problems, but it's not like there is a worldwide
conspiracy of evil which is planning to take over the world and
kill the pope or anything!

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no "Beable van Polasm" were hamed in the making of the following post.
<beable+unsenet@beable.com.invalid> expressed as follows n
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| Och Aye! In http://www.news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=1161332003


| -> PRINCESS Diana claimed there was a plot to kill her in a car crash,
| -> in a letter written ten months before she died in a road accident
| -> in Paris, it was revealed yesterday.
<<<sniprii editorium>>>

| People who believe that there is some vast conspiracy affecting
| everything need to take a deep breath, and listen to some more
| speeches by world leaders like Tony Blair and George Bush! Sure
| there's a few problems, but it's not like there is a worldwide
| conspiracy of evil which is planning to take over the world and
| kill the pope or anything!
|
Yeah! Be serious, all you conspiracy theorists! There's no way an evil
power would attempt to create a hell on earth while using God's name.
Iraq had nothing to do with oil and money and the final battle between
eternal life and unending death. It's because of WMD's and Saddam's a
jerk anyway because he tortures & uses gas and stuff. It's not about
privately owned "Federal Reserve System" banks printing US currency
out of thin air to loan to Congress with a huge interest rate. It's
not about a rich man's greed for control and fear of fun or joy at
all, so we should all just pay attention to the nice tv and stop
worrying. Ge****e Jr. and his FunTime OilKrew are making sure that
we're all safe from terrorists who hate freedom, that's all.
Now stop talking crazy-conspiracy-talk and get real. Here, watch "The
Price is Right," or something.
ko0k.

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- fodo
Malech, Robert G. - Holder of United States Patent 3,951,134
Apparatus and method for remotely monitoring and altering brain waves
issued April 20, 1979

banana

In article <eebrsbieqe.fsf@dingo.beable.com>, Beable van Polasm <beable+un
senet@beable.com.invalid> writes

<snip>

For better effect, why not put three exclamation marks?

Also, you might tweak your sentence to:

'People who believe that the rich don't have the best interests
of the poor at heart and that Elvis Presley lives on the moon with
the Merovingians, should have speeches by great statesmen such as
Tony Blair and George Bush piped into their ears on continuous loops,
day and night, in order that their willpower and ability to
understand things properly might thereby be enhanced.'

Then look yourself in the mirror and admire your good sense.

Tony Blair's an errand boy BTW.

Did you know that many politicians in the UK are literally RADA-trained?

Here you go:

http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=GqhLsJAR4Fs8Ew7e%40borve.demon.co.uk

Baaaaa!

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banana "You know what I hate the most about you Rowntree? The way
you give Coca-Cola to your s***, your best teddy-bear to
Oxfam, then expect us to lick your cold frigid fingers for the
rest of your cold frigid life." (Mick Travis, 'If...', 1968)

beable van polasm

"BForest" <B.Forest@comcast.net> writes:

Just today, I heard Tim LeHaye (who has something to do with the "Left
Behind" series of books which are best-sellers in USAia) say on the
electric wireless machine that the UN and the EU are going to merge,
and move the centre of world government to... IRAQ!! Well won't they
have to KICK OUT THE YANKS first, Tim? You didn't think of that, did
you? http://www.leftbehind.com/

Some Colonel from the US base at Bagram air base in Afghanistan was
asked by a BBC reporter if they were making the "detainees" there
kneel with their arms over their heads for hours. Rather than saying
"Yes" or "No", the Colonel blamped on for a while saying "The
countries in the Coalition Of the Willing (COW) don't have a history
of torturing people". Well SURE we KNOW they don't have a HISTORY of
doing it, but ARE THEY DOING IT NOW???

The BBC also went to "Camp Delta" in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. There they
weren't allowed to ask any questions about many subjects. All they
were allowed to ask was "Are you proud of the job you're doing here at
Camp Delta?". If they asked any questions about the prisoners, oops
sorry "detainees", then a captain off-screen would interrupt and say
that the question was inappropriate. They also reported on the movies
shown at Guantanamo Bay, which seemed to start off with a montage of
planes crashing into buildings, and soldiers in dress uniforms
saluting and "Defending Enduring Freedom". The montage looked like in
"Clockwork Orange". But hey, those soldiers are happy to be there,
defending freedom all over the world by detaining people and
extracting information from them.

The thing I don't understand about the USA saying that US law doesn't
apply in Guantanamo Bay, because it's in Cuba, is that surely that
means that CUBAN LAW applies there. Doesn't it?


You say that like it's a bad thing. Who do you think should be allowed
to create money, if not privately owned banks? What about the
"fractional reserve banking system", which allows a bank to create
some fake money, lend it to somebody, and demand REAL money to repay
the fake money? And they demand EXTRA real money, which they call
"interest". And what about the credit card system, where the banks can
lend out as much fake money as they want with no need for a fractional
reserve? If you want to make money, then buy a bank. You'll be
literally creating money out of nothing.

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RAISE THEIR OPINION ALONGSIDE WISE PEOPLE. -- ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM
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beable van polasm

banana <banana@REMOVE_THIS.borve.demon.co.uk> writes:


OR!!! Why not three exclamation marks, a digit one, and another
exclamation mark! Like this:

"take a deep breath, and listen to some more speeches by world leaders
like Tony Blair and George Bush!!!1!"

See how well that works??/?


Mmmm nice...


I'm not sure why you think this is a problem. If a politician is to
effectively communicate with people, they might need some training to
show them the best way to do it. Or do you think that Robin Cook
should keep speaking like a hamster who has been breathing helium
forever?

But to get back ON-TOPIC, let's consider why Proncess Diana might have


HER oWN DEATH!!!1! Now why would she want to do that, you wonder? I
think it was because like she said, to clear the way for Prince
Charles to marry Camilla Parker Bowles. However the bit that ISN'T
obvious is that Diana faked her own death, had plastic surgery, and is
now going to marry Charles again, but this time as CAMILLA!! THINK ABOUT
IT!! Have you ever seen Camilla and Diana together? I didn't think so.

IT'S OBVIOUS WHEN YOU PUT ALL THE PIECES TOGETHER!! Diana faked her
own murder, made it look like an accident, had plastic surgery to turn
her into Camilla, and is now gong to get married to Charles again!!

This theory leaves only a few loose ends:

1. Was there ever a REAL Camilla, and if so what happened to her?

2. If there was a real Camilla, does Charles know that she has been
replaced by a plastic-surgeried Diana? Is he in on it, or is he a
dupe?

3. What happened to Dodi? Could it be that CHARLES died in that car
crash, and they gave Charles's corpse plastic surgery to look like
Dodi, and Dodi had plastic surgery to look like Charles, so that
now DODI AND DIANA (masquerading as Charles and Camilla) will be
KING AND QUEEN? You can see how that would mean that they've
skipped over a step in the Alphabetic Succession, because currently
Beth and Bill (note that "Bill" is greek for "Phil", because the
Greek language doesn't have the letter "B") are King and Queen.
Next SHOULD have been Charles and Camilla, and THEN Dodi and Diana,
but the two "D"s have pulled off a stunning coup to push to the
head of the queue.

4. I think you get the picture now.

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fred williams

Ha ha! Gee even when they kill her, you refuse to believe what she
herself knew. What does she have to do?


There is some evidence that the CIA were playing bin Laden to give
the excuse for the wars of conquest we have seen come to pass. "Take
over the world?" well maybe. Certainly control of mid-East oil is Washington's plan.


Snork! Glad I wasn't drinking milk when I read that.


A wise man once observed that the world is ruled by conspiracies. I
added that if we dismiss all conspiracies as garbage, we'll be
defenceless when we are finally confronted with a real one. Sure,
there's a lot of trash out there. The people who are loudest about
conspiracy theories being nonsense are the conspirators themselves.
One of their tactics is to put out really ridiculous theories to
convince people that all conspiracy theories are ridiculous. What
are we supposed to think secret service organization do for a living?

When it comes to Diana and Dodi & H.P.'s assassinations, there is
not a conspiracy theory. There is nothing theoretical about it! The
question is not whether they were murdered, but rather, "How far up
the chain of command did the orders originate, and from what
quarter?"

--
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kevin s. wilson

Something like that could only originate at the very top of the chain
of command. It would have to come from the head of British government,
Queen Elizabeth.

But why? What threat did Diana's driver pose to Queen Elizabeth?

PS: You should get a real newsreader; yours is mangling followups to
your posts. When I clicked "reply" with my mouse, the only newsgroup
listed was alt.conspiracy.princess-diana. I fixed it this time, but
you really should look into that problem.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"You can safely ignore Kevin in order to
maximise life's experience." --A. Loon, in alt.religion.kibology

bryce utting

well, if she knew they were gonna try to kill her by making her car
crash, she could, maybe, eg, start wearing seatbelts?

they KEEP SECRETS! DUH! that's WHY WE DON'T KNOW!!!1!

mang. me, I paid a secret service SIGNIFICANT dosh to stop my phone
number getting out, but the damn phone company put it in the phone
book anyway, all on account of I chose the WRONG secret service and
they were ASLEEP on the job! (failing to stop anyone from telling a
secret is as bad as not telling it yourself! I think!)

if everyone knows a secret service's secrets, then it's not a very
good secret service, is it? and if everyone knows the secret
service's OWN secrets, well, hell, we all just might as well ALL have a CIA.


well, DUH! the HINDQUARTER! 'cos we know where these questions come
from.


butting

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Bryce Utting <butting@ihug.co.nz> writes:

Or she could appear in ghostly apparition form, and start haunting
Buckingham Palace and moaning, "YOU DONE IT, CHAAAARLES!! YOU KILLED
MEEEEE!!" That would be impressive.

HA HA! I DENY THAT COMPLETELY!

Can you keep a secret? Right you're in then!

I think the only way to find out THE TRVTH is for the ghost of
Princess Diana to start haunting the murderer, until they crack under
the strain and confess their dastardly crime.

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fred williams

I think we have enough evidence to sort it out. Most of us have
already.

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