Samhain (air clear sword life way)
Cross border? You bubble things up on site! :-) Simpler that way! I could
really get back into the mad chemist/demented alchemist role! BWHAHAHAHA!
:-)
Quite a lot of my earlier life was peppered with musings such as as "hmm! I
didn't expect it to go quite like that!", periodic bangs, and strange pongs
and ghastly whiffs wandered around the house, eliciting comments of the rest
of the family such as "Kevin! Did you have to do that?" or "What in God's
name are you doing now?!!" My mother wasn't too keen on one occasion when an
entire bed of plants wilted and deliquesced into green slimy muck after one
cloud of gas blew across it. :-) Accidents were rare however, and became
non-existent as I got older. Nevertheless what with bangs, flames, flashes,
rockets, clouds of poison gas, improvised flame throwers (set fire to part
of the garden with that, then the apparatus caught fire and nearly set fire
to me - I left it in a flower bed to burn out. Not one of my triumphs!
<grin!> The napalm worked better though! <grin!>) plus practicing with air
rifles, axe and knife throwing, sword wielding and unarmed martial arts it
was probably like living next door to a Black September training camp. :-)
We had a rapid turn-over of neighbours until we got one almost as potty as
me - she just regarded my activities with mild interest. :-) The cats also
regarded me with a great degree of dubiety and stayed well clear if I was
doing something odd-looking or potentially alarming! :-) I have seen how
fast a cat can run when it feared for its life (the indoor fireworks
incident! <grin!>) - occasionally they'd spend an hour at the bottom of the
garden recuperating before deciding it was safe to return. I hasten to add
that no cats were harmed in the pursuit of scientific excellence, though
some were in therapy for years with PTSD. :-)
Sounds good to me - and sell tickets. Have a few bets as I'm working - will
the fruitcake blow himself up or not? I'll put in the odd entertaining
cackle! :-)Have a small fair leading up to the grand occasion, complete with
raffles. Then sell off bits of the rubble as mementos! :-)
Any room for strange clouds of gas, flashes, flames and general
fulminations? :-)
Kevin
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