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1 18th March 14:38
ferd.berfle
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Nothing to be sorry for.

See, you are now crossposted into the acjff along with it's religion board.
You ever considered a conversion to jiffyism?
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2 18th March 14:38
brian
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Can't believe I found this post.


jiffyism v.0.1

In the name of Jiffy, I must remind you of the scriptals in Book I
Jiffy
which states profoundumously that the Lord Jiffy created this religion
to
combat the negative approach that most other religions proclaim. They
all
trying to sell a happy afterlife. Like for instantal they say all will
be
f****ven in the heretoafter if we accepts they saviours as our
saviours and
we will be happy after death. Jiffy proclaims that we should be happy
in
this life and not to worry about what the hell is gonna happen after
we
dead. In fact of matter, according to the competitive religions out
there
Jiffyism is the only religion that proclaims happiness in the
heretofore
instead of the heretoafter. In the name of Jiffy I will repeat our
Lord
Jiffy's proclaimational. "Our God is the only true God and if you do
not
agree with us, our God will kill your God and all his followers. That
way
all you peoples who do not believe in Jiffy can go ahead and enjoy you
happiness in you heretoafter." Thats quiet glorious of Jiffy if you
ast me.
-
Manny\(TMBAM\)

Thanks for visiting, and be sure to get in touch and let me know what
you
think!

--
May Jiffy Bless You

'Jiffy smiles upon a sense of humor and is quick to smite those that
have none.' Or, if you prefer the New American Standard edition:
'Laugh,
or I'll kick yo' ass!'
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3 18th March 14:38
dab
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LOL


--
May Jiffy Bless You

'Jiffy smiles upon a sense of humor and is quick to smite those that
have none.' Or, if you prefer the New American Standard edition: 'Laugh,
or I'll kick yo' ass!'

"May Jiffy lighten your burden, and shine upon your life!"
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4 20th March 05:29
dab
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LOL yes all kinds of our stuff shows up in a google search.
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5 20th March 05:29
ferd.berfle
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Thanks. That ought to convince jenn to convert.

I wonder if that was the real Manny or TMBAM who writ that?
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6 20th March 05:29
wsbrk1
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well, all your bases are us. jiffy became borg, you know . . .

:
: I wonder if that was the real Manny or TMBAM who writ that? : :
: "Brian" <bb@new.rr.com> wrote in message
: news:h71pvd$p6f$1@news.eternal-september.org...
:: Can't believe I found this post.
::
::
:: jiffyism v.0.1
::
:: In the name of Jiffy, I must remind you of the scriptals in
:: Book I Jiffy
:: which states profoundumously that the Lord Jiffy created this
:: religion to
:: combat the negative approach that most other religions
:: proclaim. They all
:: trying to sell a happy afterlife. Like for instantal they say
:: all will be
:: f****ven in the heretoafter if we accepts they saviours as our
:: saviours and
:: we will be happy after death. Jiffy proclaims that we should be
:: happy in
:: this life and not to worry about what the hell is gonna happen
:: after we
:: dead. In fact of matter, according to the competitive religions
:: out there
:: Jiffyism is the only religion that proclaims happiness in the
:: heretofore
:: instead of the heretoafter. In the name of Jiffy I will repeat
:: our Lord
:: Jiffy's proclaimational. "Our God is the only true God and if
:: you do not
:: agree with us, our God will kill your God and all his
:: followers. That way
:: all you peoples who do not believe in Jiffy can go ahead and
:: enjoy you
:: happiness in you heretoafter." Thats quiet glorious of Jiffy if
:: you ast me.
:: -
:: Manny\(TMBAM\)
::
:: Thanks for visiting, and be sure to get in touch and let me
:: know what you
:: think!
::
:: --
:: May Jiffy Bless You
::
:: 'Jiffy smiles upon a sense of humor and is quick to smite those
:: that have none.' Or, if you prefer the New American Standard
:: edition: 'Laugh,
:: or I'll kick yo' ass!'
:: :: ::
:: "Jenn" <me@nowhere.com> wrote in message
:: news:h71kie$bjl$1@news.eternal-september.org...
::: hey now cut that out! LOL What the heck is jiffyism? LOL
::: Jenn ::: :::
::: "Ferd.Berfle" <fanny@farkle.com> wrote in message
::: news:h71k0b$blp$1@news.eternal-september.org...
:::: Nothing to be sorry for.
::::
:::: See, you are now crossposted into the acjff along with it's
:::: religion board. You ever considered a conversion to jiffyism?
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7 20th March 05:29
dab
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The real Manny...he sent that to me in an email before he posted to the
other private server.
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8 22nd March 16:24
nomen nescio
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What post?
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9 22nd March 16:24
anonymous
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This post!
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10 22nd March 16:24
nomen nescio
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yes
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