Testing! (with some 'history'!) (history hell religion sense board)
well, all your bases are us. jiffy became borg, you know . . .
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: I wonder if that was the real Manny or TMBAM who writ that? : :
: "Brian" <bb@new.rr.com> wrote in message
: news:h71pvd$p6f$1@news.eternal-september.org...
:: Can't believe I found this post.
::
::
:: jiffyism v.0.1
::
:: In the name of Jiffy, I must remind you of the scriptals in
:: Book I Jiffy
:: which states profoundumously that the Lord Jiffy created this
:: religion to
:: combat the negative approach that most other religions
:: proclaim. They all
:: trying to sell a happy afterlife. Like for instantal they say
:: all will be
:: f****ven in the heretoafter if we accepts they saviours as our
:: saviours and
:: we will be happy after death. Jiffy proclaims that we should be
:: happy in
:: this life and not to worry about what the hell is gonna happen
:: after we
:: dead. In fact of matter, according to the competitive religions
:: out there
:: Jiffyism is the only religion that proclaims happiness in the
:: heretofore
:: instead of the heretoafter. In the name of Jiffy I will repeat
:: our Lord
:: Jiffy's proclaimational. "Our God is the only true God and if
:: you do not
:: agree with us, our God will kill your God and all his
:: followers. That way
:: all you peoples who do not believe in Jiffy can go ahead and
:: enjoy you
:: happiness in you heretoafter." Thats quiet glorious of Jiffy if
:: you ast me.
:: -
:: Manny\(TMBAM\)
::
:: Thanks for visiting, and be sure to get in touch and let me
:: know what you
:: think!
::
:: --
:: May Jiffy Bless You
::
:: 'Jiffy smiles upon a sense of humor and is quick to smite those
:: that have none.' Or, if you prefer the New American Standard
:: edition: 'Laugh,
:: or I'll kick yo' ass!'
:: :: ::
:: "Jenn" <me@nowhere.com> wrote in message
:: news:h71kie$bjl$1@news.eternal-september.org...
::: hey now cut that out! LOL What the heck is jiffyism? LOL
::: Jenn ::: :::
::: "Ferd.Berfle" <fanny@farkle.com> wrote in message
::: news:h71k0b$blp$1@news.eternal-september.org...
:::: Nothing to be sorry for.
::::
:::: See, you are now crossposted into the acjff along with it's
:::: religion board. You ever considered a conversion to jiffyism?
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