mark and bev tindall

That's great! That would make three whole Jesus Jingles and hit Number 1 on
the Christian Music Charts!!!! ... and the lyrics are SO much better than
most Jesus Jingles!!!! ...now if we can only find some tone deaf
fundamentalist Christian to add music to them .....

mark and bev tindall

on wrappers of Big Macs??? That is a simile of what Jesus Jingles >> are!


Jesus Jingles are a derisive term that Christian artists use for "praise and
worship" songs and Contemporary Christian Music (aka CCM).

Think Christian Kitsch ...... and imagine Britney Spears trying to do a song
.... with "deep lyrics" lyrics by Slim Dusty... that mebntion Jesuys fifty
million times a verse ... and with over orchestarted music by Rogers and
Hammerstein (as they are now ...dead!) ... and packaged with a picture of
Jesus ... a s white American ... in the design of a Smiley ... and a halo on
top of his head. You are now PART of the way to understanding what a
horrible mess Christian music is in!

Meanwhile U2, Bob Dylan, Bruce ****burn, and many other Christian artists
ignore the Christian Music Charts and make good art! These Christians are
considered "of the devil, worldly, satanic, secular humanist, backslidden,
etc" by the "Elevator Muzak Makers of Jesus Jingles" and the "Trew Kristyun
Jesus Jingle Distributors" in your local Christian bookstore.

God, save us from your followers!

the robert taylors

Christians do everything possible to avoid the poo-poo you liberal,
disbelieving, so called Christian twits, try to introduce into society, and
especially into the Body of Christ.............


--
Isaiah 45:18
For thus saith the Lord that created the heavens; God himself
that formed the earth and made it; hath established it, he created
it not in vain, he formed it to be inhabited: I am the Lord; and
there is none else.

mark and bev tindall

Fundamentalist don't recognise any other type of Christian. Along with
Catholics, Orthodox and other protestants all other Christians are merely
"tools of satan".


Shit yeah! Even though Paul uses the same word in Greek in Phillipians
3:8!!!! If it's good enough for Paul it's good enough for me. ;-)


I agree! Where does that put left wing socialist minded Christians like me???

.... you need the adjectives "rabid fundamentalist" in front of that ...

baruch

I kind of think Jesus himself was pretty liberal, hanging out with whores,
thieves, winos, and (shudder) tax collectors...

Don't forget the "OT":

But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to
thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the
wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
(2Ki 18:27)

And there were other places, as well...


Again,

Wing

Oh, you're definitely kindling...

I have nothing against Jesus. It's his fan club that gives me problems...

mark and bev tindall

Shit! You'll give the fundies a heart attack mentioning that!!!


men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink >
their own piss with you? (2Ki 18:27)

....and Malachi 2:3 "Behold I will ... spred dung upon your faces."


Me too!

mark and bev tindall

By the euphemism "poo-poo" do you mean "shit"??? Is "poo-poo" the pente
word for shit?

Yes , we Christians try to avoid the ******* and slavery of fundamentalist
pente shit. We have freedom in Christ. God sets us free!

Shit! Don't you go to Fundy Hell for using the naughty word "poo-poo"??? **********************

***********************

mark and bev tindall

Say I am saved, and I work to get someone saved. And he

A nice rational argument! I like the fact that Judaism does not evangelise.

If we're wrong we'll see each other in Fundy Hell.

mark and bev tindall

It IS all Jesus Jingles and it IS sad!

Not just a crime ... but a sin!

find it hard to believe them. And they seem to have only a small range > of
permitted emotions, love, peace, joy, etc. No doubts, no fears,

to time. Lacks guts...

This is why the Psalms are such a great inspiration to people. All he
emotions ae expressed.


Just as the Star of David would not guarantee that the Big Mac was Kosher
.... so a Jesus Jingle that mentions God does not guarantee that it is
Christian. Like the "Lift Jesus higher" chorus. The reference is to the
crucifixion of Jesus by the Romans. It is actually a call to recrucify him!

....... and also with you

mark and bev tindall

Yes! I've read Lenny Bruce's transcripts and he was funny! Listen to
"Lenny Bruce Is Dead" by Bob Dylan. ... "... he sure was funny and he sure
told the truth ...Lenny Bruce ... was the brother that you never had."