Dab 2008-05-07 13:21:08
An elderly woman bought a parrot. The woman asked if it would behave if
she took it to church with her on Sundays.
The owner said it shouldn’t be a problem and that she could put him on
her shoulder and he would stay there.
She bought the parrot and the next week she put him on her
shoulder and went off to church.
Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the parrot looked
around, squawked and said, “It’s g******** cold in here!”
Everyone turned to look at her, she ran out of the church in total
The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the
embarrassing situation to the owner.
The owner offered the following solution: “If the parrot does that
again, grab him by the legs and swing him around 5 or 6 times and return
him to your shoulder.”
So, the next Sunday she took the parrot to church and, sure enough just
as the sermon started the parrot squawked, “It’s g******** cold in
Without any hesitation, the woman grabbed his legs, swung him around 5
or 6 times and placed him back on her shoulder.
The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said, “Pretty
f*****’ windy, too!”
Bad 2008-05-07 13:21:14
Well, I admit I did laugh a bit at the end.
Dab 2008-05-07 13:21:15
I laughed my a** off at work.
Bad 2008-05-07 13:21:16
Dab 2008-05-07 13:21:17
Bad 2008-05-07 13:21:18
Dab 2008-05-07 13:21:19
Why is me laughing at work strange?
The B****** can run but he can’t hide from a google search!
Bad 2008-05-07 13:21:21
Gosh, you are stubborn! You know what, I’ll read it again tomorrow morning
and I’ll tell you whether I did laugh a bit more than the first time!!
Dab 2008-05-07 13:21:23
Ok sweet dreams!
Reverend maxwe 2008-05-07 13:21:24
In article <0m3La.email@example.com>, firstname.lastname@example.org
I’ve read the whole exchange with BAD. since it seems than manny no
longer wishes to be with us, can we consider a sensless-of-humoreding
….funny joke, btw…
Bad 2008-05-07 13:21:25
again quite cryptic too me (linguistically and logically)! Don’t know at
all what you mean.
Doog 2008-05-07 13:21:26
Are you trying to say he is a b****?
Bad 2008-05-07 13:21:27
I just don’t understand what he means. Hmmm…could you hit upon something?
You mean because b****** are so hard to understand? You make me think…
Doog 2008-05-07 13:21:28
You think he’s hard to understand; can anyone figure out what
Hollywood says? Actually, it was just a little inside humor.
He was implying that Spoodle was a b**** and I was suggesting
he look in a mirror.
Bad 2008-05-07 13:21:29
But who’s Spoodle, please? :o)
Dab 2008-05-07 13:21:30
Well you lost me, way too deep for me to comprehend.
Dab 2008-05-07 13:21:32
Good glad I am not the only one left in the dark!
Dab 2008-05-07 13:21:33
Well I am Doodle and she is Spoodle.
Doog 2008-05-07 22:39:53
Hey! Where *are* the Spigsters anyway? They make my tongue hard.