Michael rippie 2012-04-23 15:54:07
The cow flew over the Coo Coo’s nest.
It dropped a big old splat. It covered the baby bird.
The baby cried I was freezing to death and now I am
warm as pie. When the cow pile cooled the baby cried
It kept on crying about the cold and freezing wet, the stink!
But then the coyote herd the cry and found the little bird.
He took it out shook it off and placed it in his mouth. The baby
bird was nice and warm until the coyote swallowed.
Moral: not everyone who throws s*** on you is trying to
hurt you and the one who offers to help you out may just be the one
that eats you. But, the bottom line is, “When you are up to your neck
in s***, keep your mouth shut!
A preacher is the blind leading the blind.
Martin willett 2012-04-23 15:54:09
True Moral: never treat a story that is transparently made up precisely
to transmit a particular “lesson” to you as if it was a genuine
experience. Fictitious stories can only teach fictions.