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Sean 2014-06-23 16:07:47
Obviously marketing to the LA crowd at those prices!
Michael wallac 2014-06-23 16:08:18
I can do a reading for FREE!
I predict Sri D*** is well named
Michael wallac 2014-06-23 16:08:20
Oh… And Bee has gone into a Phsycic Trance, and predicts that there is a
small bump growing in the middle of his forehead… It seems to get bigger
the more excited he gets!!
Bee 2014-06-26 20:29:22
When did you come to the realization that this is what you are to do?
I am intersted in how you do this … Can ypou
give me a demo through email???
What do you pick up on in this regard … Like what’s your way of doing
Michael wallac 2014-06-26 20:30:10
Richard happens to believe he is the LEM, Bee…
Naturally, he hasn’t received any actual notice of this from anywhere but
his own inner vision, but what the h***… Why NOT be LEM for a few years?
I reckon I am going to be the Queen of Sheba, then maybe the President of
the United States… H***… Why not the POPE!
Sean 2014-06-26 20:30:29
Well, I want to be a bus driver when I’m rich Michael.
I’m taking a few years off, painting a big bus bright blue and driving all
over Missouri and thru St Louis several times with big painted signs all
over it saying:
“LURK IS AN IDIOT … email@example.com”
With a bit of luck, the national network news will pick up on this unusal
story, which will give me the opportunity to read his most precious posts to
Yep, that’s my dream man, “freedom of speech” it’s a blessing, and a curse!
Cher 2014-06-27 20:08:11
LOL…. don’t forget to add “ask him what he’s smoking!” LOL….. I’ve
got the brushes! I know that area of the world pretty well too.
That can be arranged, Sean! Just park your bus in front of the windows
of NBC, CBS and ABC on any morning and get picked up by the sidewalk cam
of the morning shows!
Someday lurk will be a household name, and whoever he is, he’s going to
want to take credit for this phenomonon and no one will believe he’s who
he says he is! LOL……
Saji 2014-06-27 20:09:08
All of you do yourselves a disservice setting your sights so low.
I happened to live BD(Before D***)and I Pre-D*** that you can be much
more than the L.E.M.
I’m going to the Mansions.I will prepare a place for you.
The Sheba and the Heba will be there with Pontif and Bush playing
one-eyed Jack’s wild poker with the rest of the dogs in a velvet
painting next to Elvis.
Just be good this Christmas and I’ll open the doors for you.
Bulbus E. Rekshun
Ken 2014-06-27 20:09:55
Wouldn’t that be something …
“Hello? CBS? This is Lurk. Yes, the guy who wrote all those posts to
a.r.e. The one who had his nym painted on the side of a bus by a crazy
Aussie who then drove it all over the country.”
“No really! I’m the guy!!!”
“Proof?!? Well I have 10 years of sent posts archived on my computer.
Not to mention the pizza cartons!”
“You had HOW many calls from people claiming to be me this week?”
“Wow! I had no idea I’d ever be this famous!”
“Hello? Hello? Hellooooo !?! … ”
Cher 2014-06-27 20:09:57
LOL…. yep, that’s the scenerio as I see too! Poor old lurk… only
value to his life is when he’s invisible to his own existence!
Sean 2014-06-28 22:10:15
Oh ken you got it all in one there!!!
Good show old chap!
Sean 2014-06-28 22:10:18
You got the job as Artistic Director if you want it, and you can moonlight
as my navigator as well ;-))
Anyone interested in Public Information Director? carries a Salary of $75k
pa. Must be a college graduate with experience in dealing with narcissistic professors!
Yeah that’s a goodie, freespeech, such a joy to behold on the network news
It’s called missing the obvious repeatedly. One sign of the disconnection
from reality. The other is a lack of a sense of humour.
Cher 2014-06-28 22:10:51
Hey! wonderful! I’m qualified on both accounts. I can make up the fliers
too! And ads for newspapers and t.v.!
I know the perfect guy but unfortunately he makes quite a bit more than
$75k. You may have to sweeten the pot somehow.
statistics too! Can he handle a narcissist? Hey, he’s been on the ECK
mailing lists for years! LOL..
I’ll bring poster board and magic markers!
cartoon of lurk for effect, just to give him a personna of sorts.
Hey, who cares! We’ll make a fortune on this tour, and lurk can’t tap
into the money without giving away his identity! We’ve got it made, man!
Sean 2014-06-28 22:11:01
LOL Cher, it’s a great plan, and you have a great talent for milking for all
We may be able to sweeten the $75k, leave it in the lap of the Gods ok.
It’s very tempting isn’t it? Would be a lot of fun going on the road. Hey if
the $$ come thru next year, we could follow the Presidential Campaign Buses
around the country getting our bus in the background shots. Lurk would love
it, makes his e-book sound a little pathetic
Cher 2014-06-28 22:11:11
Hey, it’s the holidays! I’m in a festive “got the despot” sort of mood!
Oh cool! We can ask the candidates what they think of lurks book a
chapter at a time! We can sell copies! Yeah… that’s what we’ll do,
sell copies! We can do an epublish, one book at a time, and sell copies.
LOL….. I can do the illustrations and we can promote the world of
lurk. It’ll rank right up there with Dilbert and Garfield!
uncanny world of detractors and their wild and crazy ideas about what
spirituality is all about. Maybe Deepak can give us an endorsement?
Sean 2014-06-28 22:11:38
Oh dear, I’m on holidays too, did you notice?? I told the secretary, “I
don’t care what happens, which word leader needs my advice, I’m on vacation,
so do what ever you think is right!!!”
It’s the massage tonight, the hairdressers and clothes shopping tomorrow and
then off to the nearest beach ……….. whatta life in Aus
Michael wallac 2014-06-28 22:12:08
Freedom of speech, or freedom of Splotch?
That is the question
Whether tis nobler to be a bus or a big yellow taxi…
That was Shakespear, wasn’t it?
Cher 2014-06-30 16:16:49
LOL…. Cute! I would feel more confident though if you were in charge
So it’s summer down under, hey? Must be nice. I’m freezing my tushy off
it’s something that has to be fixed soon. Two nor’easters and it isn’t
even winter yet.
Oh man…. now I am envious! Sounds like heaven. The beaches around here
have ice a foot thick right now. And these huge waves that flood the
frozen streets. Christmas in Boston is a winter walk through ice water
up your ankles.
Sean 2014-06-30 16:17:01
And don’t forget winter here is mall weather!
Shall we put it down to personal karma?
Think of the advantages ……… tis only a short drive to new jersey and
tea with Alf.
I am in the holiday mood today. Massage was great too!!! Cheers
Saji 2014-06-30 16:17:08
No,pretty sure it was Woody Allen.
Now,take Paradise and put up a parking lot.
Take the meaning someone has and roast it until it is golden brown.
Freedom of Scotch-most likely!
Cher 2014-06-30 16:17:24
Ouch! That’s ruthless! Stop it. Stop it now! 😀
Oh I see, you get the massage, and then get to rub it in where my sore
shoulders are concerned. Well now that I know the rules….