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1 16th January 19:40
slim
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I have a Boa which is about four feet long, and it is de-fanged. It got into
my bed once, and I was kind of horny and had a hard-on and the snake tried
to eat my penis. It was not the best ***ual experience, but once it reached
the shaft and it kept trying to swallow my penis I felt enough friction that
I shot my load down my Boa's throat, and once my penis shrank I quickly
pulled it out. I have not wanted to try this again, but I was wondering if
anyone has ever had any weird experiences like that with their pets.
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2 16th January 19:40
greywyvern
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And lo, Slim didst speak in rec.pets.herp:

Don't feed this troll.

Grey
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3 16th January 21:19
deeooogee
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As you just did?
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4 16th January 21:19
greywyvern
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And lo, DeeOooGee didst speak in rec.pets.herp:

Worry not. I won't feed *you* either.

Grey
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5 16th January 21:21
lizardking
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No, but I can't help but wonder if
that might be what the Chinese call a
"Snake-Head"?
Now lizards are not known to engage
in that sort of same *** stuff. Oh no. No
lizard worth his tongue would go that
way. But hey, only her... well knows for
sure.. ah well...yeah that, too.

Lizard~King

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rule my den!" - JDM, et. alii
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6 16th January 21:21
frozensnake
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Well Slim, I envy you. I grew up in Scotland and all I had was a pet
sheep.
BTW, do you or thr boa smoke afterwards ?
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7 16th January 21:21
johnny bench
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"Frozensnake" < I grew up in Scotland and all I had was a pet


I heard that sheep have the same general look and feel that a woman does.
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8 16th January 22:39
lizardking
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Nah! Slim's probably a nice guy and has the decency to give it a
reach-around.


Lizard~King

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9 16th January 22:39
lizardking
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What the hell would you know Bench? You've been on the bench the whole
time
eating all that fresh wet hogshit. Maybe Slim will be real decent and let
you have
a go at his "snake" Bench. We all know how much you'ld love that.


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10 16th January 22:40
grainne gillespie
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Some guy was engaging in carnal relations with a goat beside a railway line
in the UK. A train full of commuters came by and got an eyefull and most of
them called the police on their mobiles to report him.
The police came, but by then he had replaced his clothes and he claimed it
wasn't him, but he was caught out because the police tested the goat and
found a DNA sample that was a match for him

Don't know how long he got, but in the US one guy got 10 years for shagging
horses
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