very OT - something from houston.general
LOL
This is better than the Iguana Mafia!
Cindy
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Fast forward the calendar to November 05th. 2004, presidential elections
results are in, and Bush has won the popular vote, but Kerry has won the
electoral college votes - WOW! It's deja vu! Cheney is in the bathroom with
a serious case of diarrhea. He knows that there is a bad moon rising, and
it is just a matter of time before all hell breaks loose. Bush gets on the
phone to Jeb and asks "what happened, little brother? I thought we had the
Cuban refugees all lined up with their bogus votes?" Jeb responds, that it
was the darn California governor. "He sold us out." Bush storms out of the
bathroom, with its foul odor. He picks up the phone and calls Rumsfeld. "
Quick Donnie, put plan B into action, immediately." Rumsfeld smiles. This
is the day he has been living for.
The commandos all dress in black swiftly and silently carry out their
mission. By midday, Colin Powell and all the Pentagon chiefs have been
rounded up and are under house arrest. A black clad commando unit surrounds
the White House. The airwaves have been taken over by troops loyal to the
White House. Bush goes on the airwaves and announces that under the Patriot
Act,
he is disbanding the Supreme Court and Congress and with the support of the
new army, he is president for life. Applauding in the background is Jenna
with her
new husband - Condi.
Cheney and Ashcroft opens up a new SS office which is simply called the
"Service with a Smile" offices.
Back in Massachusetts, Kerry hops on plane which is bound for Honduras. The
SS offices
release a statement that Kerry is on an indefinite vacation.
United States citizens take to the streets shortly after 3:00 p.m. and start
killing each other The nation is divided. It started the day Bush took
office and now it is falling. Gasoline prices go up to $5.00 a gallon.
Hispanics, Asians and
Blacks are arrested at random, forced to strip and walk around ***** with SS
white hoods over their faces
while in jail. Texans are given the privilege to bear arms in public and
shoot anything and anyone
without asking questions. Welcome to the dawn of the Bush dynasty.
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