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1 30th October 06:06
edconrad
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Here is a document that proves, beyond the shadow of a doubt,
that the University of California at Berkeley actively engages in
scientific hanky-panky in defense of the factless, facetious theory
of the origin of man.
<Fraud, I suppose, is the much better word.

Three specimens of petrfied bone, discovered between anthracite
veins, were sent to UofC after initial contact was made. They were
mailed to its Department of Paleontology for testing after I was
instructed to do so..
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I was shocked, first, when I received a terse letter from Berkeley
with five words typed on a blank sheet of 9 1/2 by 11-inch paper: <

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without a name or a signature as to who had sent it.
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But NO specimens were inside the package.
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When I wrote back demanding that the specimens be returned,
I received no reply. I wrote again, with the same result.
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So I then got U.S. Postal inspectors involved. It took some time but
the end result was evidence that confirmed that the specimens indeed
had been sent -- and indeed had arrived -- at Berkeley. The physical
proof was found by a Postal Inspector inside the main Post Office in
Berkeley
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In fact, it revealed that Pat Wright of Berkeley had signed for the
specimens upon their arrival.
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Armed with that knowledge, I again wrote to Berkeley and vehemently
demanded that the specimens be returned -- or else!.
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The University of California then responded with a notarized letter,
written by Michael T. Greenwald, Museum Scientist in the Museum of
Paleontology, that the specimens had NEVER arrived, and that I must've
been mistaken about sending them.
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Nice try, Berkeley!
But there's more -- a GREAT deal more.
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When forced to return the specimens -- three, not four -- the
University of California at Berkeley pulled a typical Smithsonian
Shenanigan.
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None of the specimens appeared to have been sliced, which is necessary
for the preparation of a ground section to examine the cellular
structure to determine if the specimen is or is not petrified bone.
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But, lo and behold, it was quite easy determining, conclusively, that
a slice had been cut from one of the specimens for testing purposes.
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Under water pressure from a simple kitchen faucet, the side of one of
the specimens revealed that it was nice and shiney and indeed had been
cut.
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Unquestionably, the University of California at Berkeley examined the
cellular structure and realized that, under microscopic scrutiny, it
was examining petrified bone.
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But. obviously, confirmation of petrified bone discovered between
anthracite veins could not possibly be made. On the other hand, denial
of the existence of the cellular structure of bone could not be made
either, for fear of the consequences that might lie ahead if Berkeley
was caught in a monumental lie.
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There was no alternative but to deny the specimens had ever arrived.
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Little did those know-it-all's at the University of California --
Michael Greenwald and the whole dishonest lot -- realize
that, when a Certified package is mailed with Return Receipt
Requested, a copy of the "Signed for" receipt (a white copy)
remains at the Post Office where it was delivered.
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I might add that Michael Greenwald is no longer employed at the
University of California at Berkeley. You see, participation in
deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy quite often results
in promotion and higher pay. < Ed Conrad

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Man as Old as Coal
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2 30th October 06:06
quin
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I know what you mean Ed. I have sent in over 200 pounds of UFO parts for lab
analysis and they never return any of it either!

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4 30th October 18:39
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Looks like your shadow of a doubt is casting a shadow of it's own.
What is this shadow you may ask? The fact that you infer a post to
USENET is a "document." QED

Hope this helps.


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6 11th November 11:40
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Looks like your shadow of a doubt is casting a shadow of it's own.
What is this shadow you may ask? The fact that you infer a post to
USENET is a "document." QED

Hope this helps.


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7 17th November 10:22
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Looks like your shadow of a doubt is casting a shadow of it's own.
What is this shadow you may ask? The fact that you infer a post to
USENET is a "document." QED

Hope this helps.


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