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What does it take to be a criminal defense attorney in
the 21st century? First you must learn to obey the fol-
lowing set of rules before you can "defend" a criminal:

1) I renounce all faith in God. Anyone who believes in
God is a moron. The best criminal defense attorneys
are completely devoid of ethics. They'll defend any
criminal, regardless of what they have done. Serial
killers, child kidnappers & rapists, sadomasochists,
people who've raped, tortured and murdered helpless
children and brag about it; confessed sodomites and
homosexual perverts--anyone who is entirely immoral,
atheistic, apostate and hateful of all that is good.
Criminal defense attorneys will defend the likes of
Genghis Khan, Adolf Hitler, or any genocidal madman
without the slightest pity or mercy. They viciously
attack the victims and their brokenhearted families
as long as there's money in it. That's what they do.

2) Jesus Christ is a fairy tale concocted by religious
fanatics to brainwash and control the masses. There
isn't an ounce of truth in the entire bible. Anyone
who believes in such fairy tales is mentally insane.
The best criminal defense attorneys are unbelievers.
That's why they hate the ten commandments, and they
hate any reference to God except for names on money.
It's all about money. Anybody who says otherwise is
a liar and a fraud. Criminal defense attorneys love
money and hate God. They love murder, and hate life.
They'll reward the criminals and punish the victims
without conscience or remorse. It's all about money.

3) Virtue has no place in a courtroom. You must reward
murderers and get them out of prison as soon as pos-
sible. Rapists, child molesters, every criminal who
is violent and abusive must be free to continue kil-
ling and kidnapping, raping then murdering children
so that we can make more money defending them again.
We've over-complicated the laws so that we can bend
them at our every venal whim. By finding "loopholes"
in the law, we can get our bloodthirsty clients out
on the streets as quickly as possible. By promoting
violent crime, especially against children, we make
more money. It's "busywork" to pad our bank account.
To hell with innocent children. Go ahead and kidnap,
rape, torture and murder the little buggers for all
we care. Those kids are nothing but useless garbage.

4) Since "God" is nothing but a fairy tale for foolish
nitwits, the universe and everything in it happened
only by random chance. Humans are just animals like
any other animal, they just happen to have superior
intelligence over most other creatures--at least we
atheists do. Of course, religious kooks haven't any
real intelligence to speak of. They're all retarded
and deserve to be raped, sodomized and slowly stran-
gled to death. We love defending the filthiest scum-
bags in the world because that's where the money is.

5) The only laws that really matter in a courtroom are
those which our God-hating bar association agree to.
Remember that God, ethics, virtue, morality, or any-
thing that represents cleanliness and purity of God
has no place in a courtroom. We're there to get mur-
derers and rapists and child molesters off the hook.
That's how we make our living, by defending sadists,
by promoting sodomy, homosexuality and violent rape
of innocent victims. But of course, the victims are
never innocent. Only my clients are ALWAYS innocent.

6) Finally, if you'd like to become a truly successful
criminal defense attorney, then you better get with
the program and learn how to "play the game". Remem-
ber that money decides what law is or isn't. It has
NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with right and wrong, good
and bad. We're in it for the money it's that simple.
We'll defend the Devil himself if we collect a hand-
some retainer. All you have to do is sell your soul.
And don't worry about retribution, since money buys
you protection. Just play along and you'll get rich
off all the guilty victims of your innocent clients.

Daniel Joseph Min

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peter mcmullen

Course you know that if you are ever unjustly accused of a
crime, it will be a defense attorney who defends you...

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morton davis

Thank you, Senior Idiot, for the off topic BULLSHIT.

-*MORT*-

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YOU SEE? Some filthy piece of dogshit named Joseph P Smith
kidnapped, raped and murdered a beautiful 11-year old girl
named Carlie Brucia...thanks to criminal defense attorneys!
^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^
You motherfucking MURDERERS! This atrocity demands justice.
Joseph P Smith should move in with the dogshit who got him
off. True justice is issued forth from the barrel of a gun.
A nice, shiny 9 millimeter should the trick. Lock and Load.

Very Truly Yours,
Daniel Joseph Min

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john p.

How are these two, essentially true, statement related to law? Is the
implication that anyone who doesn't buy into mythology can only be a "bad"
or "evil" person. What a load of crap.

len

And of course it happens DAILY.
Especially in Bush's America.
I know thousands of ordinary citizens that have needed a defense
attorneys.
Yes sir, thousands. Probably MILLIONS of us.

Anxiety, be my friend and liberally feel free to roam wherever you
please.

morton davis

Maybe you should attempt to associate with a better class of people.

-*MORT*-

dnarshakamax

I reckon he means "the 3 stooges" ya think?

MAX

len

What do you mean "MAYBE"?