cobalt1914

Listen...

Say what you will about Lennox Lewis. The only way I will get in the ring
with that Big Sum Bitch is that he knows that's it's a reality show, and
someone reminds him between rounds that this isn't really serious, and it's for
play. Other than that, I aint getting in the ring with that Big Sumbitch. He
may have a flash back and make another version of that Commercial with Evander
Holyfield when he knocks ol boys' head off.


In article <20030807085254.14640.00001792@mb-m02.aol.com>, jalexa9898@aol.com
(JAlexa9898) writes:

boxers if given that chance would have taken it. I KNOW you would have gotten a
lot of money and that would have been a motivation so I am going to make the
scenariou a bit more interesting. Someone decides to have a realtiy show thats
based on Rocky where they take an unranked unknown Heavyweight and give him a
shot at the title. Now for the interesting part, he gets one million for
stepping in


you

beat him or go the full 12 rounds to collect the 20 million?

Brian Davis
Riverdale, IL

PETE ROSE BELONGS IN THE HALL OF FAME!

pablo

I have extended repeated such offers to the Lewis camp, which have gone
unacknowledged. They are clearly afraid.

On a serious note, the difference between $1M and $20M is quite $#@!
remarkable, so of course everybody would try to last 12 rounds. Chances are
it would make for one of the most horrible bouts in boxing history. Hm. Come
to think ofrecent heavyweight title matches, perhaps it would look
entertaining by comparison...

Given Lewis current condition, if you work out diligently on your
conditioning for 3 months chances are al you have to do is run like hell
across the ring and Lewis would have to be trated by paramedics due to
exhaustion from lumbering around the ring, and getting up off his corner by
round 9 at the latest.

Against a motivated '95 version of Lewis... you'd see the marks of my
fingernails on the concrete floor leading to the ring...

....pablo

pablo

For $1M, you can always do a Bruce Seldon. I mean, come on. $1M. That'd be
my running rate for allowing myself to be hit on the head with a baseball
bat, too. And I think I might act things out a bit better than Seldon, too.

....pablo

pablo

Jus a matter of $, I am sure. "Reality" TV would be right down Tyson's
alley...

....pablo

jalexa9898

Being Rocky had Mickey you can have Angelo Dunddee in your corner for the
fight.

michel

as a track coach?

bladeofsorrow

Along with skid marks that would prove quite embarassing....

huwgareth

There is a lot less difference between the best and worst versions of
Lewis than there is between the worst version of Lewis and the best
version of me, so I don't think that whether it is the '03 or the '95
version makes much of a difference in my case.

But I have been badly hurt for no pay many times before and for a
million dollars I'll absorb any punishment that is unlikely to lead to
permanent disability. In fact, if anyone in the reality TV world is
listening, I'll undercut Pablo and do it for half a million.

Unfortunately, I know plenty of people who would take a beating for
$500, so the bidding war is unlikely to end here.