Need football fans help!
On Mon 28 Jun 2004 05:32:53p, "Polly" <polly****ers@nospam.yahoo.com> was
moved to enlighten us thusly:
I sit ***** in my leather La-Z-Boy with a warm, honey-glazed donut on my
pleasure wand. During the game, I do one shot of Cuervo La Reserva for
every point scored, regardless of team. Post-game, I run hooting around the
yard until arrested or rendered unconscious, whichever comes first.
My wife left me long ago and last season my cat gave me a long baleful look
before deliberately chewing into a live electrical cord - it seemed
deliberate to me, but it left no note so we'll never be sure.
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