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I love this guy. Whoever thought of running him in the primary
has a sense of humor I can appreciate.

I predict that his candidacy this year will go down in history
with such legendary campaigns as "Wavy Gravy for President '92"
and "Absolutely Nobody for President '96," and possibly "Alan
Keyes for President Every Year He's Ever Run."

I honestly believe that the only people who will be voting
for him are the National Socialist Workers Party of Illinois,
for whom a fully black candidate is better than a mixed-race
one. Oh, and people who think he's the son of Johnny Keyes,
the black guy that boffed Marilyn Chambers in Behind the Green
Door.

td

Wow. Wasn't expecting a 70's **** reference. Getting
even further off topic Im very pro 70's ****. Whatever
happend to Oui??

Im not usually a conspiritorial sort but I think there is a
better than even money chance that Topinka tried to
trot out Ditka and now Keyes to hand the downstate
hillbillys their asses on a platter and shut them the hell
up once and for all. Keyes is a pathetic clown but
he does present some problems for Obama in the
debates. Debating Keyes is like standing at an
Israeli bus stop next to an Arab in an unseasonably
long coat and while that may not be terribly tastefull
it does illustrate the point. There is no difference in losing
by 45% or 65% and this guy is likely to say and/or do
anything. Barak will have to dodge lots of shrapnel.


td

life coach steve

Can you imagine what it would be like to be the moderator in this
debate? Yikes...

The one thing Obama has going for himself is that he is a trained
attorney and professor... so he is at least at some level used to
dealing with people who attempt to divert the conversation away from
the question.

I personally don't know how anyone who is a resident of the State of
Illinois could come to the conclusion... "wow... alan keyes would be a
great senator..." I'm not sure who he speaks for, besides himself...

let the games begin...

LCS

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I meant to ask him about Oui, as well as if Johnny Keyes was
of any relation, but then he got sidetracked with that whole
argument about abolishing the 17th Amendment. Hell, if my brother
boffed Marilyn Chambers and I was stuck in seminary school I might
be a bit of a fascist too.

I really do love this guy, though, maybe even more than smoking,
booze and ****. He's the only politician I can think of in my
lifetime whose poll numbers have actually *decreased* as people
have gotten to know more about him. He just has that magical
effect on people.

Must be working. I just heard her on NPR this afternoon
saying how annoyed she is that everyone is saying Illinois
is a "blue state." Sweet Judy never sounded so half-hearted.

Whatever happened to ****** Didrickson? On the whole ****
sub-text, you know...


LOL!

Actually, I can see Obama brushing off everyone telling him
to mail it in by buying into that whole messianic thing and
really getting snookered by a desperate Keyes in a debate.
On the other hand, I think Keyes would have to walk across
the lecturn, plant his ****** in Obama's temples and rip off
his face exposing him as a cyborg before it would make any
difference. I'm just hoping Keyes goes for the money shot and
talks about Obama being an agent of Castro or involved in 9/11
or something. Either that or he should fake his own death for
sympathy votes.