12th April 18:50
From a cross-section of the wisdom of recent posts by the newsgroup's
greatest little fan, Brownsie:
Oh yeah. You're just a regular grandfather with kids. Is that why you have
so many yourself ? Is that why you're happily married now ?? What's
that ?? You haven't yet met a woman worthy of your vast knowledge of
football ?? Or is it that mommy and daddy think you're just too young to
be a husband and daddy yet ? No, no, that's not it. Mama Dadda trained
you to think everyone woman is a skank. So how about when you've broken
their spell on you, married and started a family, you come back and tell
just how safe your wife and kids feel being around you when your precisious
Browns lose. You know, those Browns you spent your entire summer vacation
photographing with that little digital camera, the one your daddy got for
you on sale from Circuit City for your 18th birthday. You know, those
photographs in your screen saver files now, the ones you flog your dolphin
to every night. Come on now, don't cramp your style. Tell us how much the
site of an football player's cheeks with only the strings of a jock strap
crossing them excite you. Your buddies here will surely understand you.
You'll be confronted. No doubt someone will capture you with a digital
camera, and post it on the internet for everyone to see. You'll be on your
knees, your mouth full with the head of some pro-jock's super-sized ****.
How about Kobe Bryant, for starters. Of course, the photo will never show
the identity of the athlete in question. But you'll be fully recognized,
even when your face is covered with the *** of the entire Bengals defense.
What the hell, you'll be wearing that shirt with BROWNSTOWN on the front.
Nah. I like spending my time here, with you, Brownsie. I need YOU all to
myself. Hey, how about posting something from this other newsgroup.
You're too afraid to do that ??
TRANSLATION: I don't have any 1040's. I haven't earned a dime in my life
yet, even though I've given head to at least 100 pro jocks. But soon my
training will pay off. Just as soon as my anus-enlarging exercise routine
is completed, I'll hold out to become a rich little boy **** for
Well, okay, you've convinced us. But how about that photo of you licking
Carson Palmer's bare ass ? When that one gets posted, how will you be able
to convince us then that you're not a die-hard Bengals fan ?? You
professions of Browns loyalty won't be entirely credible then, especially
when everyone learns the photo was taken off the PBS security system tapes.
BROWNSIE GO POO PEE ?? BROWNSIE GO POO PEE ?? :-D
(God how I love having Sicko talent !)
12th April 18:50
Just two items there Chachi:
1. Instead of calling you Bernie Jr. from now on, you are simply known as
2. Since I already have a rule that marks Bernie posts with an ignore symbol
and turns his words to pink, I'll make yours lime. So please make some
stupid, hostile retort to my post so that I can test the "Stan is an idiot"
13th April 13:01
PERFECT, Thanx BJ
"twotreks" <email@example.com> wrote in message news:45H4b.firstname.lastname@example.org...
Oh the tears are streaming down my face, knowing now that twotooth won't be
reading my posts anymore ! Oh boo hoo hoo ! 8-D
p.s. -How did the test turn out ??