20th June 06:08
Mr. Arians, could you PLEASE
explain yourself? What the blue bloody blazes was with the playcalling today?
Why do spend so much time trying to run up the middle of the Raven defense when
you know you have Ray Lewis and Edgerton Hartwell waiting there licking their
chops at all the free meat? Why do you not take advantage of Gary Baxter
playing out of position and pick on him like a festering scab all day long? Why
do you wait until your offense is down 13 points and in a decaying momentum
cycle to take to the air? And why do you keep calling short dump pass patterns
on third and long? The playcalling today was an absolute disgrace. If I keep
seeing monstrosities of this magnitude from your unit, I may have to start
considering other directions. Are we understood?
Handler of Sissy Perkins (ACE)
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