multiple_personality_disorder346

Hello. I'm an old friend of yours, recently returned to rsc, and I can
see things were severely lacking by my absence. Lately I've moved to
Ahmadabad. Have you noticed that there have been a lot of problems in
Gujarat lately?

My name, if you didn't realize, is Metempsychosis, or alternatively
Multiple_Personality_Disorder. Coincidentally I am also an expert in
metempsychosis, in fact some think I am quite metempsychotic. Indeed I
have reincarnated myself at least 12 times this week.

BTW a lot of people are saying that me, Top Gun, Karan Arjun and a few
other people are one and the same. This is ludicrous. How can these
people explain the fact that all of these named attended a rag party &
orgy in my home just the other day. What I saw Ram J. do to a sitar
was amazing. And I don't even want to mention what he did with one of
Rocky's Raccoons.

My life has been going well, I'm sure you'll be glad to know, except
of course for the occasional incident with unenlightened barbarians
who can't act with any decorum, or debate an issue with civility. I
really hate such people.
But Aag's recent performance in ODIs has made up for a lot. When I saw
Aag doing so well, I nearly made a hijra of myself. Ah well my mother
always told me to never play with vaseline and scissors at the same
time.

Oh and another thing. I've started a new cult, with me as High Priest
and Eminent Guru. Its a relatively simple faith, matching the
mentality of its adherents, and it shall be known thenceforth as the
creed of the Aag Fire Worshippers. There are 5 main tenets to this
point, (since I haven't thought of any more yet) thus:-

1. Aag is the 12th and last avatar of Vishnu qho will bring blessings
to all mankind, except for Chennai Chuthiyas and Krappy Karnataka
Kricketers, whom he and Shiva (not J. Shiva) will destroy at an ever
approaching Kurukshetra.

2. All South Indians (AKA tattis) remaining shall be made to work as
toilet cleaners, janitors, or sanitation officers etc.

3. I am not a racist

4. My spaceship is coming soon

5. The fact that so many computer programmers come from Bangalore is
not a sign of high intelligence, as might be suspected. In fact I
believe that this notion is merely an urban myth. I've been to
Bangalore and I noticed relatively little programming being done in
the Sandaas I was sleeping in.

5a. You're all in my killfile.

I'm sure my good friend Abomanyu will in principle agree with all of
my points here. Incidentally he is often mistaken for being somebody
else, or at least for being somebody. Just because his posting style
is remarkable reminiscent of the unlovely verbiage of S.D. doesn't
mean anything.


Yours sincerely,
Multiple_Pesonality_Disorder


"If I am bashed, I become somebody else"

aditya basrur

<snip funniest post of the year>

"First, can we avoid personal abuses while stressing a point.
That will make the discussion more pleasant and long-lasting.
Thanks for posting the link to the interview btw."

(C) Copyright, Ram Jaane, 7 July 2003.

--
Aditya

aditya basrur

No, can't claim credit for this one.

dr_ppp

Sorry, sorry. This misleading type of. Please let me show my factels,
I have several.

Firstly, before, I am not SC.
I am not quota. I get good India America job for gid Ingle.
I expert in langiodge etc. So BJP make me important embassy type
person and all.

This Adiit0y Basrur often sometimes very bandinnaku. He is not very 9
type of fello, since having he say he like female type lady, he more
like 3 at 90 on lady in centre. Bu t he stiff is not good feelings in
centre, getting up because lady type him not he and. He is always.
Also he crow type person. When Ozileand play Bharat, AB secretely
hoping Oz win, he 4th colum and New ezelan. They clone many person
genetic type and make organ for eating. Basrur type fellow like other
crow to eat his organ. But not him having hand on my rice.
This is personal. Expose myself will have to him. He hitting fan will
not know; he scared. Tamil is sacred langouge,I speak for 40,000
years.

I do not sell cookies

Regards,
Dr PPP

aditya basrur

Yes. Unfortunately it doesn't apply to me. Last time I checked, I was a New
Zealander.

Aditya

michael creevey

Can you do the haka?

Regards,
Michael Creevey

ram_jaane_03

I couldn't understand head and tail of this post but
found it funny all the same. Mr. Pandian, i've become
a huge fan of your writing talent.

Though in the end, the only meaning i could make out was
some distantly vague corrleation between Adiit0y and the
following pearl

"In summary (though I won't put a 0 after each number I write)".
copyright Aug 1 2003


RJ

ram_jaane_03

Dosen't take a rocket scientist to figure out
it was none other than Micheal Creevey. Besides,
both their IP addresses point to Sydney, Australia.

RJ

ram_jaane_03

Thats funny. What do you call people who keep change their
e-mail IDs every other day when they get bashed up?
Multiple_E-male_Disorder i guess?

RJ

aditya basrur

A very interesting way to put the Ram Jaane/Abhimanyu distinction. Thank
you.

Aditya