Thoughts on game 3
Pacers haven't had an O-Board monster (real or imagined) since Dale
Davis left ... There was some of this going on in NJ series too ...
was going to say something about it but inundation of Nets Nuts was on
my nerves to begin with and the injection of uncomfortable little fax
like Fred Hoiberg being a better offensive rebounder than Kenyon
Martin ("you can look it up," says the voice of Casey Stengel) did not
appeal at the time.
Actually I'd like to dress them in ugly short pants and let them run
around out there with the Toons for a quarter or two -- don't <have>
to broadcast it, but sure would be nice ... maybe they could hang
whistles Mark Cuban and Phil Jackson ...
.... I'm asking way too much, ain't i ...
It was Beat on the East all year long -- the Kings are a lock, Nelson
is a genius, the Spurs play the best team ball, and the gods of LA
are unbeatable (actually Minnesota didn't get much respect, either,
until pretty late, and they're arguably the best western defensive
team, when healthy). More like a Greek chorus than an ****ytical
press, but I guess if you want good basketball writing you have to dig
deeper than the local fishwrap.
Wife -- who has seen more basketball than some members of the working
press, I'm sure, in her forty years of hoop fanniedom -- has another
theory. [She also has aa banned list of broadcasters -- they're on her
tube and the sound is off --- TNT and ESPN both have cleared the
boards, which is good news for George 'Bless 'em' Blaha and Dr. Jack
on ESPNradio) ... She says when people can't understand what they see
or can't make sense of something they will substitute either a fuzzy
metaphor (fill in your own blanks) or just make up some dumbass spiel
(( latter is favorite of electronic press because no one remembers
what they say, anyway, and you know what they say about dead airtime
being worse than death .... )).
[ Goes further to say that when games get interesting, broadcasters
generally start playing with telestrator or complaining about missing
their flight because of the second OT, or they go off on some warm &
fuzzy up close & personal fairy story about the guy who just hit the
lay-up and in five years will be in jail for stiffing his kids or
forgetting about the cocaine in his flight bag ... I don't wanna know
NUTHIN about what these guys do off-court ! ]
Discussion of matchups is obviously out of the question-- way too
confusing, even for guys with instant electronic access to every
second, every play, every substitution -- if they can't figure out
what is happening on the court, all they gotta do is try to find the
pattern in the information on their courtside screens ... ain't gonna
happen ... these guys, after all, went to college and studied
<journalism> and if anyone can tell me what the subject content of
that field is, please do ....
There is never <any> evidence offered that the normal Norts Spewer
knows the very first thing about defense -- ask one how much zone they
saw in a game, and when they saw it, and you'll get either a blank
stare or a steaming pile of BS ( hey, if I'm wrong, point me to the
exception -- when has anyone read a real timeline ****ysis of what
went on in any game ... )
They can't see what is happening, and they gotta say something ... so
they do what any child will do when frustrated. They whine and
snivel, maybe even cry out .... the 'me-me-media' does know one
thing, and that is criticism -- if they were watching a duck lay
golden eggs they'd complain about size, carat, time of day the egg was
laid ... what else are they gonna do, explain the biology of a golden
egg ??
I gave up on the Detroit rags when they tried to bust their unions,
but have learned I don't miss them at all ... but one would think that
with such long-term Piston watchers as the Freep and Snews have at
hand, they could come up with something better than yet-=another
snivel about throwback basketball ... it is as if they've forgotten
the Bad Boys (oh the joy of watching Ron Lee or Dennis Rodman launch
after a loose ball ... ).
grrr - rdw
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