cory

* GEORGE W. BUSH
* The White House
* USA

* PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
* I ran for congress and lost.
* I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
* I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil
*** in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I
*** sold all my stock.
* I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
*** sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
*** Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago
*** White Sox.
* With my father's help (and his name) was elected
*** Governor of Texas.

* ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
* I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies
*** and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
* I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most
*** smog-r idden city in America.
* I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government
*** to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
* I set the record for most executions by any Governor
*** in American history.
* I became President of the United States of America
*** after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes,
*** with the help of my father's appointments to the
*** Supreme Court.

* ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
* I attacked two countries.
* I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
* I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit
*** in history.
* I set the economic record for most private bankruptcies
*** filed in any 12-month period.
* I set the all-time record for biggest drop in the
*** history of the stock market.
* I am the first pr esident in decades to execute a
*** federal prisoner.
* I am the first president in US history to enter office
*** with a criminal record.
* In the first year in office I set the all-time record
*** for most days on vacation by any president in
*** US history.
* After taking the entire month of August off for vacation,
*** I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
* I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips
*** than any other president in US history.
* In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans
*** lost their jobs.
* I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans
*** than any president in US history.
* I signed more laws and executive orders amending the
*** Constitution than any president in US history.
* I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history
*** and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
* I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history
*** and refused to use the national reserves as past
*** presidents have.
* I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
* I set the all-time record for the most people worldwide
*** to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me
* (15 million people), shattering the record for
*** protest against any person in the history of mankind.
* I dissolved more international treaties than any
*** president in US history.
* Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration
*** in US history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire,
*** Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her ).
* I am the first president in US history to order a US
*** attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation,
*** and I did so against the will of the United Nations
*** and the world community.
* I created the largest government department bureaucracy
*** in the history of the United States.
* I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget
*** spending increases, more than any president in
*** US history.
* I am the first president in US history to have the
*** United Nations remove the US from the human rights
*** commission.
* I am the first president in US history to have the
*** United Nations remove the US from the elections
*** monitoring board.
* I removed more checks and balances, and have the least
*** amount of congressional oversight than any presidential
*** administration in US history.
* I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
* I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
* I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners
*** of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva
*** Conventions.
* I am the first president in US history to refuse
*** United Nations election inspectors (during the
*** 2002 US elections).
* I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for
*** most corporate campaign donations.
* My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is also
*** one of my best friends, presided over one of the
*** largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history
*** (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
* I, with a policy of "disengagement," created the most
*** hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least
*** 30 years.
* I am the first US president in history to have a
*** majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my
*** presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
*** and stability.
* I am the first US president in history to have the
*** people of South Korea more threatened by the US
*** than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
* I failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden
*** "dead or alive."
* I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried
*** to murder the leaders of our country at the
*** United States Capitol building. After 18 months,
*** I have no leads and zero suspects.
* In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks,
*** I have successfully prevented any public
*** investigation into the biggest security
*** failure in the history of the United States.
* I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for
*** Americans than any other president in US history.
* In a little over two years, I created the most
*** divided country in decades, possibly the most
*** divided the US has ever been since the civil war.
* I entered office with the strongest economy in US
*** history and in less than two years turned every
*** single economic category heading straight down.

* RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
* I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in
*** Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and
*** is not available).
* I was AWOL from National Guard and deserted the
** military during a time of war.
* I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any
*** questions about drug use.
* All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas
*** have been spirited away to my father's library,
*** sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* All records of any SEC investigations into my insider
*** trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in
*** secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* All minutes of meetings for any public corporation
*** I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and
*** unavailable for public view.
* Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP)
*** attended regarding public energy policy are sealed
*** in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
* For personal references please speak to my daddy
** * or uncle James Baker. (They can be reached at
*** their offices of the Carlyle Group for
*** war-profiteering.)

Have fun trying to refute this vicious pack of truths, Repugnantcans!

--- Cory

--
"It is essential to understand that battles are primarily won in the
hearts of men. Men respond to leadership in a most remarkable way and
once you have won his heart, he will follow you anywhere." --- Vince
Lombardi

My e-mail address shouldn't have my first name in it.

crackerdog

I did enjoy the rant. What B movie? I hadn't heard that one.

--
©®Á©kÈ®ÐÖg


GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House
USA

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for congress and lost.
I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil
in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I
sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago
White Sox.
With my father's help (and his name) was elected
Governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies
and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most
smog-r idden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government
to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for most executions by any Governor
in American history.
I became President of the United States of America
after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes,
with the help of my father's appointments to the
Supreme Court.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I attacked two countries.
I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit
in history.
I set the economic record for most private bankruptcies
filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for biggest drop in the
history of the stock market.
I am the first pr esident in decades to execute a
federal prisoner.
I am the first president in US history to enter office
with a criminal record.
In the first year in office I set the all-time record
for most days on vacation by any president in
US history.
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation,
I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips
than any other president in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans
lost their jobs.
I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans
than any president in US history.
I signed more laws and executive orders amending the
Constitution than any president in US history.
I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history
and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history
and refused to use the national reserves as past
presidents have.
I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for the most people worldwide
to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me
(15 million people), shattering the record for
protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I dissolved more international treaties than any
president in US history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration
in US history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire,
Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her ).
I am the first president in US history to order a US
attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation,
and I did so against the will of the United Nations
and the world community.
I created the largest government department bureaucracy
in the history of the United States.
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget
spending increases, more than any president in
US history.
I am the first president in US history to have the
United Nations remove the US from the human rights
commission.
I am the first president in US history to have the
United Nations remove the US from the elections
monitoring board.
I removed more checks and balances, and have the least
amount of congressional oversight than any presidential
administration in US history.
I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners
of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva
Conventions.
I am the first president in US history to refuse
United Nations election inspectors (during the
2002 US elections).
I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for
most corporate campaign donations.
My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is also
one of my best friends, presided over one of the
largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history
(Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
I, with a policy of "disengagement," created the most
hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least
30 years.
I am the first US president in history to have a
majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my
presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
and stability.
I am the first US president in history to have the
people of South Korea more threatened by the US
than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
I failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden
"dead or alive."
I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried
to murder the leaders of our country at the
United States Capitol building. After 18 months,
I have no leads and zero suspects.
In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks,
I have successfully prevented any public
investigation into the biggest security
failure in the history of the United States.
I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for
Americans than any other president in US history.
In a little over two years, I created the most
divided country in decades, possibly the most
divided the US has ever been since the civil war.
I entered office with the strongest economy in US
history and in less than two years turned every
single economic category heading straight down.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in
Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and
is not available).
I was AWOL from National Guard and deserted the
military during a time of war.
I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any
questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas
have been spirited away to my father's library,
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider
trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation
I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP)
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed
in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
For personal references please speak to my daddy
or uncle James Baker. (They can be reached at
their offices of the Carlyle Group for
war-profiteering.)

Have fun trying to refute this vicious pack of truths, Repugnantcans!

--- Cory

--
"It is essential to understand that battles are primarily won in the
hearts of men. Men respond to leadership in a most remarkable way and
once you have won his heart, he will follow you anywhere." --- Vince
Lombardi

My e-mail address shouldn't have my first name in it.

jim

"Crockashit does Chicago"

crackerdog

"Ford Doesn't do a Tax Return."

--
©®Á©kÈ®ÐÖg

spike

You're an idiot. Refute that truth.

cory

On Sun, 31 Aug 2003 20:25:58 -0500, Spike said...


I will, but only after you SUCCESSFULLY refute the truth about you being
a half-witted troll, Spike.

--- Cory

--
My e-mail address shouldn't have my first name in it.

spike

Get to it, then.

barnabas

IDIOT IT TOO NICE OF A TERM FOR THIS CORY FELLOW!

cory

On Mon, 01 Sep 2003 03:52:42 GMT, Barnabas said...


And you know this, how?? My God, you can't even construct a simple
sentence!

--- Cory

--
My e-mail address shouldn't have my first name in it.

harry

sounds like your opinion, unless you're providing substantiation...