no name

Sunshine and Fairy Dust
10/24/2004 10:42:59 PM - by ****ingdaughter

****ing Hell!

Dearest Ashlee (you dumb ****),

I work in an orphanage, and thanks to you and your SNL "accident", al
the kids in the orphanage are threatening to kill themselves. The
stayed up late to watch your performance (they are very big fans o
yours!) Little Timmy was quite excited. In fact, he was improving al
week, as he looked forward to your show. Now he's hanging from th
rafters. We've had to cut down the rafters, for fear of more kid
hanging themselves. And we have you to thank, you "no-talent as
clown".

Where were YOU when 9/11 hit? Not in New York, I guess. Too bad. Yo
deserve to die an ugly death. You can lay beside your ugly music.

Instead of lip-synching, why don't you use your ****ing millions to pa
for some ****ing VOICE LESSONS, you dumb ****!
Or instead of lip-synching, why don't you put your lips to good use an
**** the **** of your dumb-ass manager (like your mother is doing righ
now!) Because your mother ****s ****s in Hell.

If you ever have trouble hitting your notes again, why don't you ge
"the man" to put his **** further up your ass on stage, like he doe
backstage for you and your slutty sister (and fyi: your sister'
husband HATES being married to Jessica. We've all seen the show!)

And perhaps get a breast job, you flat-chested whore, so next time, w
won't notice your "accidents" on stage.

While the orphan kids were watching, I was in my office, jacking off t
your performance with the mute on, since the only thing good about you
performance is your body, and then you go and leave the stage after on
minute! I wasn't done yet, you ****ing **** tease!! Now I have a cas
of the blue balls. Thanks a lot, you talent-less bitch.

I will now delete your songs off my computer. They are not even wort
the price I paid, which was nothing!

Geffen - money well invested in Ashlee. Good choice! Good luck wit
that, you ****ers. Instead of searching for some real talent, you mad
a wise decision by investing in the hereditary musical gifts of th
Simpson family. Do you think people are going to care about the mone
your not making due to MP3's when this is the **** your cramming dow
our throats? Eat my ass.

As I write this, the orphan kids are dropping like flies. They kee
yelling, "Why, Ashlee?? WHY!!!!??????" as they throw themselves fro
the building. You are forcefully and non-consentually raping thei
childhoods. I hope your happy.

Sleep well.

p.s. Loved the album. Top notch

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Wow, and I thought I was bad. Hey no name, you sure you didn't write
that?


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