stoobie

It would strongly suggest that since the greatest armed bowling ball that
ever lived is being penta-teamed(tm) by no less than five opposing offensive
lineman simultaneously, the rest of the Jets defensive lineman are not very
good. Yes, even though Mr. Robertson can barely be contained with a
steamroller, the rest of the defense look rather sievish.

I will admit though, the Jets offensive line will make up for it by allowing
Vinnie plenty of time to rest on his..uh.. laurels, as it were.

Six sacks in game one???

BTW, the Jets have one of the worst looking "official websites" I have seen.
Yuck, I had to run to the restroom when I first saw it yesterday. (In
fairness, I had Mexican food the night before...)

rt

How surprising- Cowardly Boob goes <poof>, yet all of these questions are
directly on point to his splatter in here. Why am I not surprised? Does
this mean Boob is a poofer? Intriguing, no?!?

rt

bobby galvez

Oh, I say! Dashed clever of you, Holmes! Dashed clever!

How do you do it?

BobbyW

curt fennell

Elementary, my dear Watson! Elementary!

Curt
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rajensen088

Sorry Curt. Hillary is a Bears fan having grown up in Illinois. Come to think
of it Curt, you do have uncanny style of writing that suggests the presence of
a Floridian who is a Dolphin fan... Janet Reno? Also explains why you have
moved to Massachussetts.


Bob Jensen

http://www.firedavewannstedt.com/

eüphemism

I'm not going to pretend that I think that Jensen will learn anything from
the thunderous bit of bad news that hit the Jets this weekend. Given
Jensen's total lack of shame, it is worth risking the charge of being cruel
to point out that he had his heart pinned on his sleeve this year. It was a
bright red valentine, had a pretty, white doily border and it was emblazoned
with the words "I LOVE CHAD!" Nothing deters Bob. The entire ****ing team
could die in a plane crash and Bob would still know they were going to win
the Super Bowl.

In the URGENT RECOVERY MODE, Bob now states that he's okay with Vinny.
Losing Chad is no big deal! Just like all those other starters now gone.
This is a contention bears some scrutiny, as do any words coming from
Jensen's mouth. Now we all know that Jensen would posi-spin the signing of
Jeff George, so long as the Jets were doing the signing. We're all guilty
of some homeristic behavior, but Jensen is downright shameless in his
up-****ing, dog-like enjoyment of the abuse his team is heaping upon their
fans. Whether it's charging a fee to get on the season ticket list, or
letting valuable players slip away in free agency, Bob is ALWAYS ready to
defend his team. With the actual season is almost upon us, here's a sort
of recap of Bob's incredible off-season blather.

The jets invested two first-round picks in a single player - a DT who has
yet to register a sack in 4 pre-season games. Bob said, "That's okay, we
have Josh Evans." Then Josh got hit with another suspension - now he's out
indefinitely. Oops. When the Jets lost Randy Thomas in free agency,
Jensen said, "That's good news. Now we have Tom Nütten who's much better!"
Then Nütten retired three weeks into training camp. Oops. When the Jets
lost their #1 kick returner in free agency, Jensen said, "That's good news.
Now we have Albert Johnson - he's much better." Albert is an ex-Dolphin
who never found the end zone. Ex-Jet Morton had two returns for
touchdowns - one was for 98 yards. Now he's a Redskin. Oops. The Jets
lost their #1 wide receiver when Laveraneus Coles was also stolen. Bob said
"Have no fear, Conway is here!" Right now Coles is leading the NFL with
177 yards in the pre-season. Curtis Conway has only 99 yards. Oops. All
told, the Jets lost 5 starters in free agency. Problem? Not for Bob.

Recall that last season, when the Jets managed to claim the AFC-East title
with a ticket stub they found laying on the floor by the $2 window. This
was proclaimed A GREAT VICTORY and proved the Jets were the dominant team in
the division. When it was pointed out that their W-L record was the same
9-7 as the Pats and the Dolphins and that their 1 - 4 start was not very
impressive, Bob screamed that they were 8 - 3 over their last 11 games with
Chad as the starter. Forget Testeverde! With Pennington at QB the Jets are
unstoppable! Then Chad went down.

Oops.

Now, before the plaster is even dry on Chad's cast, Jensen is in here
proclaiming that Vinny will now lead the Jets to the promised land! Once
again, he has claimed the off-season title of Troll Moron Of The Year.

Ü

ljm

Boob would be hard pressed to claim the title as he is King of the troll
morons. Only death will take away his cherished title. The King is
dead. Long live the King.

Jim

proclaiming that Vinny will now lead the Jets to the promised land! Once
again, he has claimed the off-season title of Troll Moron Of The Year.

Ü