21st February 00:04
AT LAST! REDSKIDS Eliminated By The Vikes!
Th' Ol' Washer Woman blames some of the loss on the Skids' equipment
manager for forgetting to pack TOWW's Deluxe Extra Reinforced Depends.
"Ah was mahty uncomfortable, especially in th' second half," offered
TOWW after the game.
"But we cain't blame everthing on that guy. We all done screwed up.
Some of our guys ah thought let down some. But them Vikings'
defenders was jes too much fer Todd and Clinton."
Asked after the game about TOWW's future with the Skidders, Damnable
Snyder said, "I don't want to discuss it at this time. We have our
Six Flags problems to deal with, I've got some trees on my property
that need to come down, the Cowboys are coming in next week to kick
our asses, and we're going to retire Sean's number, whatever it was.
Plus, Bill Cowher just turned us down for next season. Vinny tells me
that Mr. Coughlin could be available, so we'll explore that. Right
now, I just need a stiff .... drink."