Ominous sign, indeed

The Miami Dolphins' offseason took an ominous twist, literally, this
week with a serious injury to one of the club's key role players.

Representatives for David Bowens confirmed the defensive end suffered
a torn anterior cruciate ligament in a freak accident, when he jumped
down off a ladder, after changing a light bulb in his home. Bowens
twisted, and landed awkwardly, resulting in the injury.

The knee injury was not yet been announced by the Dolphins
organization, which has done virtually everything right in an attempt
to construct a roster that might avoid the catastrophic collapses of
the last two seasons.
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Not a good way to start a campaign. That's like us starting with
Charlie Weiss being near his death bed, and Graham coming up lame
almost immediately.

The Dolphins have coaching problems anyway.

How about the play calling at the end of last year's game in Foxboro?
Ricky Williams with over 100 yards being ignored when they needed to
run out the clock? I'm sorry but asking Jay Fiedler to win that game
when you have Williams running wild on a very bad Patriots run defense
is not the brightest coaching move of the year.

(p.s., Is it OK if I post football related posts here?)

Iraq never surrendered.

LOL!

Neither has Miami but this is a bad omen for them.

Nobody left alive to do that. If Saddam showed up for a surrender, it
would have been an all time screw-up.

Hopefully Dr. Dolphin is having a stroke right now.

I actually don't mind the guy that much. He does have a sense of
humor, and he does torture the Raiders group non-stop.

Good point, oh gaseous one.

[snip]

When I first read this I thought it was TIM Bowens. That would have been
devastating. I was thinking, "what's a 320-pound man doing jumping off
ladders?" It turns out it was just a 260-pound spare jumping off a ladder.
No big deal.

Hell, I didn't even think Tim Bowens was still on the Phins.

--
Mark Zarella
zarellam at upstate dot edu

OK, I guess it woudn't have been THAT devastating.

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2 10th September 15:09 jupiter49@msn.com External User Posts: 1	Ominous sign, indeed Iraq never surrendered. LOL! Neither has Miami but this is a bad omen for them.

3 10th September 15:09 hobbes External User Posts: 1	Ominous sign, indeed Nobody left alive to do that. If Saddam showed up for a surrender, it would have been an all time screw-up. Hopefully Dr. Dolphin is having a stroke right now.

4 14th September 05:11 jupiter49@msn.com External User Posts: 1	Ominous sign, indeed I actually don't mind the guy that much. He does have a sense of humor, and he does torture the Raiders group non-stop.

5 14th September 05:11 hobbes External User Posts: 1	Ominous sign, indeed Good point, oh gaseous one.

6 14th September 05:11 flyingelvis External User Posts: 1	Ominous sign, indeed [snip] When I first read this I thought it was TIM Bowens. That would have been devastating. I was thinking, "what's a 320-pound man doing jumping off ladders?" It turns out it was just a 260-pound spare jumping off a ladder. No big deal.

7 16th September 05:23 mark zarella External User Posts: 1	Ominous sign, indeed Hell, I didn't even think Tim Bowens was still on the Phins. -- Mark Zarella zarellam at upstate dot edu

8 17th September 19:26 flyingelvis External User Posts: 1	Ominous sign, indeed OK, I guess it woudn't have been THAT devastating.