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Sunday Afternoon Influenza
here's the movie trailer:

(voice over) A kid with a talent for dancing, trying to make it in the big bad
city of New York
(Bee Gees' Staying Alive plays as we see:

A close up of 2 nike cleat clad feet strutting along a patch of artificial
turf. One hand swings ****ily as it holds a football helmet by the facemask.

Cut to INT. sports agent's office Santana Manero and his agent are arguing

Manero: You know how many times someone's told me I'm good at somethin'? Two.
Two times... Herm saying I'm a ball of fire, and when I dance. You sure as
hell never told me.

Cut to EXT. football stadium on gameday.
Santana Manero makes a scintialling 5 yard catch on 3rd and 8 and runs to the
sideline taking his helmet off.

Herm Edwards: Can I wipe your forehead

Cut to INT backseat of a car Herm and Santana
Santana: Forget it... just give me a *******

Cut to EXT football field
Rodney Harrison delivers a hard blow to Manero's helmet. Manero gets up and
yells at the field judge.

Manero: You know, I spend a lot of time on my hair, and he hits it. He hits
my hair.

INT Jets Locker room. Santana is looking at himself in the mirror.
Manero: I can look like Gary Coleman. WHATCHU TALKING ABOUT WILLIS, WHATCHU
TALKING ABOUT WILLIS!

Coming soon.