I hate this
Two boys from Buffalo, NY are playing street hockey when one of the
boys is attacked by a rabid pitbull. Thinking quickly, the other boy
takes his hockey stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists,
breaking the dog's neck. A Buffalo newspaper reporter hears about the
incident and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Sabres Fan Saves
Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Buffalo Sabres fan," the young hero replies.
"Sorry," replied the reporter, "since we're in Buffalo, I just
assumed you were."
"Bills Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," the reporter
continues in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Buffalo Bills fan, either," the boy responds.
"I just thought everyone in Buffalo was either a Sabres or a Bill's
fan," replied the reporter, "Whom do you root for?"
"I'm a Toronto Maple Leaf fan," the boy answers proudly.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little
Canadian Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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