terry s. perrone

Someone sent me these, so I had to pass them on...tsp 8^)


A Sooner fan was giving an Oklahoma State fan a lift to the OU-OSU
Bedlam game in his pickup truck. The OSU grad, of course, preferred
riding in the open bed in back.
On one of those treacherous rural roads around Stillwater, the driver of
the pickup truck had to swerve to avoid either a cow or an OSU
cheerleader (they're hard to tell apart) and wound up driving off the
road, down an embankment and into a river.
The truck submerged completely, but the Sooner alumnus knew what to do;
he rolled down the window, took a deep breath as the truck cab filled
with water, then opened his door when the pressure was equalized and
rose to the surface.
Sadly, the OSU graduate was unable to get the pickup's tailgate open, so
he drowned.

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NEWS FLASH FROM CNN HEADLINE NEWS
There was a tragic accident yesterday at the Student Union on the
Oklahoma State University campus. The electricity went out and 50
students were trapped on the escalator for three hours.

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What did the Oklahoma State student say when he looked in a box of
Cheerios? Ooh! Donut seeds!
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An OU student and an OSU student have a head-on collision. Miraculously,
neither is hurt. They climb out of their respective vehicles, survey the
devastation of the BMW and the Ford Ranger (you can readily guess to
whom each vehicle belongs) and trade information.
Upon hearing the other driver is an OSU student, the Sooner says, "I
believe this wreck is signifying that we need to put aside our
differences and become friends It could signal a renewed respect for
each institution by countless future generations of students."
The OSU Agro-American agrees, and the Sooner looks into his car.
"Well, what do ya know! Here's a full bottle of Jack Daniel's that isn't

broken at all. I think we should each drink to our newfound friendship.
Let us be the first to celebrate the detente between our two glorious
institutions of higher learning. In fact, I'll let you have the first
drink."
The Agro-American is surprised, but quickly agrees and swallows
several large gulps. He then offers the bottle to the Sooner, who says,
"No thanks. I'll just wait for the cops to arrive."

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What is the only sign of intelligent life in Stillwater?
Norman: 85 miles.

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An Oklahoma State football player was visiting a Yankee relative in
Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty
coed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where
does you go to school?"
The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or
southern drawl, but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied.
The OSU player took a big, deep breath and SHOUTED, "WHERE
DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL?!!!"

(At which point she beated him.)
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A diploma from Oklahoma State has a lot more benefits than a diploma
from OU. With your diploma from OSU you can get discounts at stock car
events, hog calling contests, and most of all if you put your OSU
diploma on your dash of your car, you can park in "Handicap Parking
Slots"

the queen b

Thanks, Terry! *G*

Agro-Americans...I likes it!!

"There are two theories about arguing with a woman. Neither one works."
--anonymous but wise man

terry s. perrone

Someone sent me these, so I had to pass them on...tsp 8^)


A Sooner fan was giving an Oklahoma State fan a lift to the OU-OSU
Bedlam game in his pickup truck. The OSU grad, of course, preferred
riding in the open bed in back.
On one of those treacherous rural roads around Stillwater, the driver of
the pickup truck had to swerve to avoid either a cow or an OSU
cheerleader (they're hard to tell apart) and wound up driving off the
road, down an embankment and into a river.
The truck submerged completely, but the Sooner alumnus knew what to do;
he rolled down the window, took a deep breath as the truck cab filled
with water, then opened his door when the pressure was equalized and
rose to the surface.
Sadly, the OSU graduate was unable to get the pickup's tailgate open, so
he drowned.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

NEWS FLASH FROM CNN HEADLINE NEWS
There was a tragic accident yesterday at the Student Union on the
Oklahoma State University campus. The electricity went out and 50
students were trapped on the escalator for three hours.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

What did the Oklahoma State student say when he looked in a box of
Cheerios? Ooh! Donut seeds!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------

An OU student and an OSU student have a head-on collision. Miraculously,
neither is hurt. They climb out of their respective vehicles, survey the
devastation of the BMW and the Ford Ranger (you can readily guess to
whom each vehicle belongs) and trade information.
Upon hearing the other driver is an OSU student, the Sooner says, "I
believe this wreck is signifying that we need to put aside our
differences and become friends It could signal a renewed respect for
each institution by countless future generations of students."
The OSU Agro-American agrees, and the Sooner looks into his car.
"Well, what do ya know! Here's a full bottle of Jack Daniel's that isn't

broken at all. I think we should each drink to our newfound friendship.
Let us be the first to celebrate the detente between our two glorious
institutions of higher learning. In fact, I'll let you have the first
drink."
The Agro-American is surprised, but quickly agrees and swallows
several large gulps. He then offers the bottle to the Sooner, who says,
"No thanks. I'll just wait for the cops to arrive."

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What is the only sign of intelligent life in Stillwater?
Norman: 85 miles.

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An Oklahoma State football player was visiting a Yankee relative in
Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty
coed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where
does you go to school?"
The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or
southern drawl, but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied.
The OSU player took a big, deep breath and SHOUTED, "WHERE
DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL?!!!"

(At which point she beated him.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------

A diploma from Oklahoma State has a lot more benefits than a diploma
from OU. With your diploma from OSU you can get discounts at stock car
events, hog calling contests, and most of all if you put your OSU
diploma on your dash of your car, you can park in "Handicap Parking
Slots"

the queen b

Thanks, Terry! *G*

Agro-Americans...I likes it!!

"There are two theories about arguing with a woman. Neither one works."
--anonymous but wise man