Now that I know I have fallen on the greater trochanter of the femur, I feel
a desire to protect said g-t-o-t-f. I do not fear looking goofy, but there
might be limits to that. I was thinking of wearing some kind of compression
shorts and putting a football pad alongside each thigh....is this feasible?
I looked for ice hockey pads today and could only find "junior size" ones.
There is always the bubble wrap and duct tape route, but I would want to
wear some baggy shorts and put the bubble wrap under them. Please don't
tell me that you wear the bubble wrap on the outside!

Evidently, my
soccer goalie shorts do not have the pads anywhere near where said pads were
needed....
Pat in TX