james allnutt

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Onlookers were amazed today when Concacaf and FIFA Presidents (Jack
Warner and Sepp Blather), narrowly escaped a Mafia hit in Mexico.
Underworld criminals (heroes, whatever..) attempted to encase the two
football leaders hands' in cement and then throw them into the East
River (which had mysteriously been moved from its usual location to
Mexico City).

Fortunately (un... whatever), the attempt failed and the two were able
to free their hands after fif**** minutes.

James

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