I would like to personally congratulate ashu jain on finishing last at the
trials. CONGRATULATIONS DUMY

that is two years in a row where you finish
last that is quit an accomplishment I don't think anyone can say they finished
"last" two years in a row but that goes inline with ashu since he is always
last in everything

But hey ashu at least you did not get punched this year

Ashu so what you got your skinny smelly hairy dirty ass kiked by most players
4-0 I truly believe you can be the next mahat magandi in table tennis.

I
mean you have a lot of things in common with mahat magandi you are bold like
him you are skin and bones like him you smell like him you are ugly like him
you both stink but the only diference I see is that he had some brain while you
seem to be lacking a lot in that area

I played with the crystal ball this morning and it told me ashus future. Ashu
will become a snake charmer on the streets of Bombay. Ashu will play his pipe
and a cobra will dance infront of him until one day the cobra smels ashus bad
breath and strikes

so if anyone visists smelly India one day, I HONESTLY DO
NOT RECOMMEND IT make sure to throw a nickel infront of ashu

THE GHOST of mahat magandi reporting to you from the smelliest country on
earth-india where cows monkeys and rats walk along side people in the streets
and the average person takes a shower once a year when they all jump into the
SACRED river with there clothes on
Take care of yourself ok ashu take care of yourself