chico

I used to frequent *** nightclubs not so long ago. People there used to
call me a "slam-bitch". You see, I spent more hours in the parking lot
bending over than I did dancing my thing in the club !
That part of my life is over, however Im still doing the painting gig . You
see, I found God, got married(a real woman), and now Im playing my 2200+ lvl
table tennis ! At least I like to believe Im that good. Everyone tells me
Im more like 1500 but they dont know ...I'm better now!


I do still have some homo***ual tendencies though. The frequent dream I have
of Geney Schwartz bending me over my new Butterfly Centrefold Rollaway down
in my ba*****t then pounding me while spanking me with his new rig is one of
my favorites. However my religion tells me this is wrong , you are a Jew and
I am supposed to hate you (which I have tried to do) but Im afraid it's not
working. Im still having this wonderful dream about you and its become the
greatest burden of my existence ! Its tearing me apart .


Schwartzy, please give me some closure. This is torture. I want to be a good
servant to my God . I pray to my God, who I love to help me . I also pray
to Eugene Schwartz to help me through this crisis.


Chico Homo

damieneloi

When exactly were you a "slam-bitch" Chico ? Is this true or are you lying
?

damieneloi

Just wanted to say:

While I barely knew you from the downtown clubs, I dont remember you being
some kind of parking lot trash . Whatever happened to the Billy guy you
were seeing. DAMN, he was a hottie !
He wasnt a jew was he ? He did have that weasel look sort of but he truly
was Grade A !