Laser Eye Surgery after 3 months
First let me say this - I invented leaving the group for good only to return
reborn, redeemed and renamed. I left for good only to rise up from the ashes
for the first time so long ago - and have used this tired old trick so many
times since- it's now synonymous with my name. It pisses poor Jim off to no
end that he is said to be " pulling a Lonnie " (sudb) when he tells us all
to kiss off so he can take a two week holiday in Bermuda every winter.
Heck - the big exit and bigger re-entrance thing is SO mine, even Jesus
has to pay me a royalty every Easter. Unfortunately, this isn't one of
those times. I'm leaving in part because I won't be able to post, and in
part because I anticipate I won't want to. Let me 'splain, Lucy.
I'm losing access to this computer soon - August 15th to be exact ( damn
repo depot - easy payments my ass) No, that's not it. Truth is, something I
didn't mention with all the posts about Harry, Peter and my pack of
cancerous animals is that my wife and I decided some time last March to
separate. We have spent the last 5 Months negotiating the redistribution of
our joint assets. If I'm not even getting my computer you can imagine how
that went. As most everyone knows, I work in my - sorry, her - shop in the
back yard, so I can't just leave - and I will continue to use it until the
end of the year. On the 15th, however, I move out of her house for good. On
the 1st of January I move to Kelowna forever. Although I truly love posting
here, I won't post ever again. I won't even own a computer. I foresee a new
life for me, a new routine, new priorities, new people - but the same old
rock geese. I wasn't going to say anything, but then again a lot of you see
me at shows and such, and it gets a little hard answering all the same
questions over and over ( hey Lonnie, how's your wife. And wow - your niece
sure is pretty. Oh, really ? ) So I figured I'd post something leading, have
someone ask me the question and then explain the situation. So that's the
end of me - at least for the foreseeable future, and I truly anticipate
forever. I will have a complete new life - one that sadly will not include
the Canucks newsgroup. This is actually good news for whoever is the third
funniest person here - they get to be second funniest now.
So that's it - for the most part it's out of my hands - and as I'll spend a
good portion of the next two weeks at shows, I only have about 12 posting
days left in me. I mean - what if I run out of funny things to say.
db - that's your cue...
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