Kearns

Who will Austin "Unstoppable Juggernaut" Kearns run into next?
1. Young
2. Fick
3. Lopez
4. Belliard (again)
5. A visiting Nick Johnson
6. Screech
7. Teddy Roosevelt
8. Ryan Church. (Nah, he couldn't get there)

And what is the best strategy for protecting everyone?

1. Communication drills?
2. Add sonar to the new hats?
3. Warning horn for Kearns, like those delivery trucks have?

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FSogol

Unless he can take Ray King job as a LH specialist, or Kasten's job as team
president, I could go for Screech as the next target.

Oh please let it be Jim Bowden and please let him hit him real
hard.....

After joining game in the 2nd, I was going to suggest Kearns just run in
from RF and hit Jerome for loading the bases with the bottom of the order
with no outs, when he miraculously escapes......

"Nook Logan nearly collided with RF Austin Kearns on the first defensive
play for the Nationals. Kearns ended up sliding under Logan for a nice
catch, but it could have been a disaster."

"cat daddy" <furball@.myhouse.com>Sputtered:

Oh God. Thick Nick broke like kindling under "Juggernaut" Kearns. Nook
would have been a strain on the grass. Can't we put some caution lights on
Kearns?

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FSogol

Cow bell. Maybe two... Is Kearns really making good plays or is
he just run-into-the-wall stupid?

"cat daddy" <furball@.myhouse.com>Sputtered:

Nah, I kid because I like him. He's a great RF. His collisions are
because of his range. How about getting the pitcher or 2b to call off
guys?

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FSogol

I never understood the point in a professional player's career when it
became uncool to yell, "I got it!". Or, the attitude that a single out is
worth risking injury by crashing into things or people.
Thanks for the opinion on Kearns. With the return of Nook, it was
mentioned in passing that the LFs to date were mis-judging flyballs and
missing the cut-off man. One can't get a sense of that, following the game
in text format.

Our right fielder needs more cow bell?

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FSogol

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2 19th August 15:27 bill delmore External User Posts: 1	Kearns Unless he can take Ray King job as a LH specialist, or Kasten's job as team president, I could go for Screech as the next target.

3 19th August 15:27 marc-ns External User Posts: 1	Kearns Oh please let it be Jim Bowden and please let him hit him real hard.....

4 19th August 15:27 cat daddy External User Posts: 1	Kearns After joining game in the 2nd, I was going to suggest Kearns just run in from RF and hit Jerome for loading the bases with the bottom of the order with no outs, when he miraculously escapes......

5 24th August 05:04 cat daddy External User Posts: 1	Kearns "Nook Logan nearly collided with RF Austin Kearns on the first defensive play for the Nationals. Kearns ended up sliding under Logan for a nice catch, but it could have been a disaster."

6 24th August 05:05 fsogol External User Posts: 1	Kearns "cat daddy" <furball@.myhouse.com>Sputtered: Oh God. Thick Nick broke like kindling under "Juggernaut" Kearns. Nook would have been a strain on the grass. Can't we put some caution lights on Kearns? -- FSogol

7 24th August 05:05 cat daddy External User Posts: 1	Kearns Cow bell. Maybe two... Is Kearns really making good plays or is he just run-into-the-wall stupid?

8 24th August 05:05 fsogol External User Posts: 1	Kearns "cat daddy" <furball@.myhouse.com>Sputtered: Nah, I kid because I like him. He's a great RF. His collisions are because of his range. How about getting the pitcher or 2b to call off guys? -- FSogol

10 24th August 05:05 fsogol External User Posts: 1	Kearns Our right fielder needs more cow bell? -- FSogol